(Whatsapp.)
Grey: okay, who was the last person to buy Annie's breakfast cereal?
Draven: it was Draaaaaven!
Ahri: you're no longer going to buy her anything.
Draven: what's wrong? I bought her a good cereal, didn't I?
Ahri: did you check on the ingredients?
Draven: pfft.
Draven: who actually does that?
Ahri: thankfully, Grey does.
Ahri: thanks to that, we learned better not to feed her the junk you bought.
Draven: what's wrong with my cereal?
Grey: the ingredients were sugar, fructose, galactose, glucose, lactose, maltose, sucrose, xylose, dextrose, 25 hydraulic repix, AND sugar.
Grey: it literally said sugar twice.
Grey: there's no way that was healthy for anyone, let alone a kid.
Jinx: that stuff sounds delicious.
Jinx: can I have some?
Grey: like I said to Ahri when SHE heard the ingredients, I already threw it away.
Jinx: awww.
Jinx: it sounded so delicious.
Kindred: are you kidding?
Kindred: that stuff would kill you.
Jinx: pfft.
Jinx: yeah, like you would know.
Ahri: ^ I truly never thought someone can be this stupid.
Ahri: wait, you two share an account, Lamb and Wolf?
Kindred: we share pretty much everything.
Grey: how?
Grey: wolf doesn't even have hands.
Kindred: Lamb writes what I say.
Kindred: not everything.
Kindred: because she says I say a lot of "not nice" things.
Kindred: he really does.
Ahri: can't you create two separate accounts?
Kindred: why would we do that?
Ahri: ^ that's why.
Ahri: I can't tell which one of you said that. It's confusing.
Kindred: breaking news: we don't care!
Ahri: which one was that?
Kindred: both of us.
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