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(Subject: Newbie)

Ahri has added Seraphine

Ahri: and, there.

Ahri: now, you're part of our groupchat too.

Seraphine: I still can't believe I get to be part of K/DA!

Sepharine: this is like a dream come true!

Evelynn: trust me, honey, you won't be thinking that in a couple of weeks with us.

Akali: yeah, it's going to be more like a nightmare comes crashing down.

Sepharine: so what? You're a group of famous women. It's bound for you to have a few shenanigans.

Kai'sa: I truly wish it was just a few.

Sepharine: how bad can it be?

Akali: try getting kidnapped.

Sepharine: what?

Ahri: ignore her, she's just on her period.

Akali: NO I'M NOT!

Ahri: see?

Sepharine: oh, okay.

Ahri: anyway, what would you like to do now that you joined?

Sepharine: just meeting you is amazing!

Sepharine: though, I do have a question.

Ahri: shoot.

Sepharine: are the rumors true?

Evelynn: no, me and Akali aren't dating.

Seraphine: that wasn't what I meant but it does answer another question.

Evelynn: well then what did you mean?

Seraphine: are Ahri and Grey really... Dating?

Ahri: oh, that.

Ahri: yeah, absolutely.

Seraphine: I knew it!

Ahri: it wasn't really that much of a secret, but paparazzi can't get a hint.

Ahri: oh yeah, you should probably steel yourself for paparazzi. They're annoying vermins.

Seraphine: that's... Kind of harsh, they're just doing their jobs.

Evelynn: a drug dealer is also just doing their job but that doesn't justify them.

Seraphine: that's a little dark.

Kai'sa: change of subject, would you like to meet him?

Seraphine: who?

Kai'sa: Grey.

Seraphine: wait, REALLY!?

Ahri: oh yeah, we hang around their group sometimes whenever we can.

Ahri: heck, you don't even have to wait, I'll add him right now.

Seraphine: oh my God!

Sepharine: I can't believe I'm about to meet the lead singer of the Symphony Souls group at the same day I joined K/DA!

Ahri has added Grey

Grey: nope.

Grey: not this time.

Grey: I'm out.

Grey has left the groupchat

Seraphine: Uhmm.

Seraphine: what just happened?

Kai'sa: I think Grey bailed on us.

Akali: I didn't think he had it in him.

Ahri: Evelynn, WTF did you do!?

Evelynn: okay, most of the time you're justified to say that, but this time I legitimately didn't do anything.

Ahri has added Grey

Ahri: Grey, why did you leave?

Grey: Ahri, please no.

Grey: I just had to help Caitlyn with a kidnapping case

Grey: then I had to bail Tiara and Sett out from trouble with Captain Volibear.

Grey: then listen to Sett beg me for nearly 2 hours to not tell his mother.

Grey: Then Brite burst through my door telling me to "Praise the Sun".

Grey: then I had to listen to Solas complain about his daddy issues.

Grey: and I still didn't even have breakfast yet.

Grey: I am honestly not mentally strong enough right now to deal with your shenanigans, and I might legitimately leave you if you do something extreme.

Ahri: baby, I swear we didn't do anything this time.

Seraphine: what's this about kidnapping and bailing someone out?

Grey: who is this?

Ahri: that's our newest member, Seraphine.

Ahri: she wanted to meet you, so I made her dream come true.

Ahri: I honestly didn't do anything this time.

Grey: thank you.

Grey: and Seraphine? I definitely heard this name before.

Evelynn: maybe you know her from YouTube.

Grey: oh, right. Now I remember.

Grey: Tiara calls you "cotton-candy head".

Seraphine: you actually know about me!

Ahri: you should really feel honored, because that might be the nicest nickname Tiara has ever given to anyone.

Akali: it's way better than "Daddy Issues ninja".

Kai'sa: or "Peachy ass".

Grey: what's with Akali? She sounds... More bland than usual.

Ahri: it's her period.

Akali: NO! IT'S! NOT!

Ahri: see?

Grey: she's being way more peaceful than last time.

Ahri: probably because we have a new member today.

Grey: anyway, it's nice to meet you, Seraphine.

Seraphine: it's nice to meet you, too.

Seraphine: I loved your songs the moment they came out!

Seraphine: but, no offense, K/DA is number one for me.

Grey: I never expected to win over everyone.

Grey: plus, it's not surprising considering their lead singer is so beautiful.

Ahri: UwU.

Seraphine: isn't it kind of... Racist for you to make that face?

Evelynn: oh thank you!

Evelynn: I have been wondering that for such a long time but always thought it was awkward to just ask.

Ahri: there's really nothing racist about it.

Ahri: it would be racist if I had sent something like "*happy fox noises*".

Ahri: which, if I'm being honest, I did write but immediately deleted and settled for a text emoji.

Akali: so, you're being racist to yourself?

Ahri: seriously, we gotta help her with her period.

Akali: I!

Akali: AM!

Akali: NOT!

Akali: ON!

Akali: MY!

Akali: PERIOD!

Ahri: sorry Seraphine, we should have joined you on a different day.

Seraphine: oh, I don't mind.

Seraphine: all girls have been there before.

Kai'sa: ain't that the truth.

Grey: Uhmm... I wouldn't really know.

Akali: I f*cking hate you all!

Akali: and, Evelynn, get me some f*cking pads already!

Evelynn: what p*ssy size do you wear?

Grey: and this is where I leave.

Grey: nice meeting you, Seraphine.

Grey has left the groupchat

Seraphine: now I see why you immediately went ti Evelynn when he first left.