Bad Batch Omake: Unpleasant Installation

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A/N: There are references here that are based on "Season 2, Episode 23: The Joy of Toggling" on this omake.

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At the Cid's Parlor, Lopez and the Bad Batch are seen being brief by Tech who is holding a homing beacon in hand which is the size of a pendant that Omega once had.

"So all we have to do is place this homing beacon in Lopez, for reasons if we were to get lost somewhere like in a middle of a desolate planet." Tech said to group as Lopez stood behind him.

The group listens to him as he expLined.

"Lopez will respond to our call immediately and it will give him the coordinates of where we are looted. And all we have to do is install this in his installation port and we are good and set!"

If the robot-turned tactical droid could sweat nervously, this could be it. He knew where Sarge place his installation port, and the Bad Batch is not going to be happy about it. Plus, they should make sure Omega isn't watching. Because his data port is...

...somewhere unpleasant and Lopez doesn't want them to know...

"So, in short Lopez will respond to our call if we get in trouble?" Echo summarizes.

"Precisely." Tech confirms.

"Esta es una mala idea..." [This is a bad idea...] Lopez said with discomfort.

Omega notices this and reassures him, "Don't worry, Lopez it won't harm you. All Tech is going to do is install a beacon in you."

"She's right." Tech said, "With this homing beacon installed, you could be able yo pin point where our location is and you come in with the ship."

"Eso no es lo que preocupa." [That's not what worries me.] Lopez said to them but of course no one understands him.

He walks over to him, "Now show us where the we can install this homing beacon."

Lopez then said, "Está bien, no digas que no te lo advertí." [Okay, don't say I didn't warn you.]

When Lopez revealed where his beacon installation port is...
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....well let's say it got of mixed reactions upon seeing where the port is located. And it's not something the Bad Batch expected.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wrecker laughed like a damn hyena upon seeing where the port is located, "OH MY GOSH!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Echo stared flabbergasted by what he saw and felt like vomiting at the sight since he is part machine. Hunter is left shocked and disgusted, he immediately covers Omega's eyes, much to the young child's confusion.

"Um... what's happening?" Omega asked confused.

Tech is... well... aghast of and disturbed where the data port is located.

"Wha-?! How-!? Where-!? Why did your manufacturers install the installation port... T-THERE!?" Tech exclaims in shock and disgust.

It's revealed that his data port, is in Lopez's...
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...crotch area.

When Lopez opened the access panel for his installation port in his new body, it is met with the reactions as I stated earlier. And NO THE AUTHOR WILL NOT MAKE A VISUALIZATION OF THAT!!

"Intenté advertirte..." [I tried to warn you...] Lopez said to him.

Tech gags at the sight, he looks at Echo and hand him the homing beacon, "I want you to install it."

"Me? I'm don't want to do that!" Echo declines immediately.

"Huh? Why not?" Tech said.

"It's in a weird place!" Echo reason, referring to where the installation port is.

"Are you kidding me?! You install it!" Tech said.

"What about Wrecker?" Echo suggests, but the brute is on the floor laughing his ass off.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Wrecker slams his fist on the floor as he laughed.

"Wrecker is not knowledgeable with task like these! And I'm certain he doesn't know how to install things in droids!"

"Well, your the one with the brain and suggested the idea, you do it." Echo said back to Tech.

While the pair a squabbling, Omega (who still has her eyes covered) asks Hunter, "Hunter, what is going on?"

"It's best not to tell you..." Hunter said quickly still disgusted with what the manufacturer of the droid placed the installation port

Tech sighs seeing this conversation is not going anyway except back and fourth, Tech decided to do it, "Fine I'll do it."

"Hey, we can laugh about it later.

"W-well..." he kneels to Lopez to crotch's area to install homing beacon and as terrifying and disgusting as it sounds even the author is gagging at the wording of this.

He tries to install the homing beacon but it doesn't fit, (Author: *gagging noises*), Tech then said, "Okay, it's doesn't seem to fit."

"Did you try wiggling it in?" Hunter asks, which he immediately regrets saying as he realized what he just phrased. Wrecker fell down laughing his butt again.

"There is no way I'm wiggling this beacon in him like that." Tech gagged at what was phrased.

Wrecker then recomposes himself (somewhat) and says, "O-Oh stop being a baby and wiggle it in!"

This got a lot of disgusted looks from the rest of the team, except Omega who is just left confused.

"What does he mean?" She asks Hunter, who looks at her and say.

"I'll tell when you're older." Hunter said quickly.

"Fine...T-time to get this install." Tech doesn't feel good when he said that.

Wrecker makes the situation worst by saying, "Hey Tech! Ask him out for dinner first! Then we can go with the juicy part!"

"WRECKER, DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD!" Tech shouted out in embarrassment.

"Hunter what does he mean?" Omega innocently.

"When you're older! I'll tell you when you're older!" Hunter then covers both her eyes and ears.

"Este es un día tan extraño..." [This is such a weird day...] Lopez mutters both unamused and embarrassed with the whole situation.

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A/N: I don't know if I should canonized this or not...

Anywwyas, this omake is done! I hope you all enjoy it and stay tuned for the next chapter.

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