1.Watching the World Ironing Championships, where the drama is unfolding...

2.A friend of mine used to iron fizzy drinks. It was soda pressing.

3."I'm not very good at pressing my shirts", I said with no sense of irony.

4.I've got a friend who is a lighthouse keeper. Only does basic ironing.

5.Worst job I had was ironing cowboy shirts. Howdy pressing.

6.I used to have lots of shirts that required ironing, then they de-creased.

7.Was in a hurry so tried pressing my trousers whilst wearing them but ended up taking longer because I burned myself. Oh, the iron knee.

8.Read a book about a fictional character pressing clothes and putting them away. It's called "The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe".

9.A friend took an iron to the office the other day. He had pressing business to deal with.

10.Why don't you iron horseshoes? You don't want to press your luck.

11.A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Well", the man explained, "my wife was ironing clothing, behind my chair while I was watching TV. She put down the iron next to the phone and when the phone rang I answered the iron." "Wow that is terrible" responded the doctor, and what happened to your other ear?" "Well" the blond guy responded "Right afterwards, the phone rang again!"

12.What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer?
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Later My ' Steaming ' Lil nuggets!! Gooodbye!