(Inspired by a fanfic I read on here.)

You somehow fell down a YouTube rabbit hole. You had not real core interest in the videos, you were just watching them to watch them. Then you got recommended a makeup video, which you mindless click on. And the actual makeup artist was a muscular, and surprisingly attractive man. He was talking to loud you would be able to hear it if you took your headphones off.
"What's up you ugly bastards?! I'm gonna waste hours of my life teaching you how to do this bullshit on your eyes! So if you wanna learn that keep watching! If not, BITCH, fuck you first of all! Second, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"