❝If your mother only knew all the things we do.. ❞

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((So I may or may not be writing a new fanfiction based off of Mother by Charlie Puth. For now it's just a little teaser thing, but I think it'd be a really good fic idea.))

Lyrics:

He's such a nice boy, so well-mannered
He's so much better than the last one you brought around
Please and thank you, everything matters
I'm gonna make sure that she knows I'm the best she's found
The moment she walks out that door
I'm not pretending anymore
If your mother knew all of the things that we do
If your mother knew all the things we do
If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you
If your mother knew all the things we do
Sneak out the window, pass over pillows
I'll be waiting in the car right around the block
Back of the Benzo (back of the Benzo)
More than a friend zone (more than a friend zone)
We've been hiding since the time they forgot to knock
The moment she walks out that door (she walks out the door)
I'm not pretending anymore
If your mother knew all of the things that we do (yeah)
If your mother knew (if your mother)
All the things we do (all that we do)
If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you
If your mother knew (oh) all the things we do
Next time that she sees me
She gon' act like she don't know me
'Cause she knows all of the story
Now your daddy wants to kill me (ah)
Next time that she sees me
She gon' act like she don't know me
'Cause she knows all of the story
Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah, yeah)
If your mother only knew (ooh)
The moment she walks out that door
I'm not pretending anymore
If your mother knew all of the things that we do
If your mother knew all the things we do (we do)
If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you
If your mother knew all the things we do (from you, oh)
Next time that she sees me (hey)
She gon' act like she don't know me (does she know me?)
'Cause she knows all of the story
Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah)
Next time that she sees me
She gon' act like she don't know me
'Cause she knows all of the story
Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah)
If your mother knew all the things we do
If your mother knew all the things we do
If your mother knew all of the things that we do

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Katsuki and Izuku had been messing around for quite some time together. The two had just finished up round three of some pretty intense sex, and were both about half-asleep, snuggled into one another. Katsuki had his arms wrapped tightly around Izuku, holding him flush to his chest. Izuku smiled to himself through the pain wrecking his lower regions. "Kacchan.." He muttered, looking up to Katsuki, who scowled at the nickname. "The fuck you want, Deku?" Katsuki said, somewhat hissy in his tone. Izuku couldn't help but giggle a little bit, his face deep red. "I lo-" and before Izuku could finish his confession he heard a jingle of keys followed by light footsteps. 

Izuku froze up against Katsuki's hold and looked up at him wide-eyed. The blonde released a deep sigh and rolled away from Izuku. He shuffled on his clothes and threw a bundle at Izuku. It hit the panicky male square in the face, to which Izuku let out a small yelping sound. "Kacchan!" He said a bit too loudly. Katsuki shot a seething glare at Izuku, who quickly apologised and prayed under his breath. It was to no avail, and a quiet knock could be heard on Izuku's door. "Izuku, sweetie? Do you have a visitor?" a kind sounding voice cut through. 

Izuku was close to hyperventilating as he jumped into his clothes. "O-o-one moment m-mom!" he stuttered out, glancing over at a relaxed looking Katsuki. He was sitting on the edge of the bed, casually scrolling through his phone as if there was nothing wrong. "Coming in, Izu! I brought dinner, so you might have to split it.." Inko said the first part loud enough both could hear and the last trailed off, but the message still got across to both boys. The knob seemed to turn in slow motion as Izuku finished dressing himself. Soft yellow light poured through into the dark room and the outline of a figure could be seen. 

Izuku had managed to grab a couple textbooks and opened them to bullshit random pages, laid out on the bed. Katsuki was still absorbed in his phone, uncaring to the situation. He looked up from his activity at Inko standing in the doorway with a grocery bag in her hand. She looked a bit surprised to see Katsuki sitting in her son's room. She was acute to the boys' rivalry, so to see him so relaxed in this environment was alien to her. Her surprised expression faded, and it looked more overjoyed now. She was thrilled to see the two getting along so well, not ripping off each other's heads for once brought her joy. "Hey Ms. Midoriya." Katsuki said, quite respectfully. 

This was a huge shock for both Inko and Izuku alike. He had never seen Katsuki so politely mannered in his entire life. He gulped nervously and crooned his head to look at his mother. "H-hey mom.." Izuku said shakily. Katsuki shot him a sideways glance, as to let him know that for the moment they were in the clear and Izuku's nervous stance could easily give them away. Lucky for the boys, Inko was pretty wrapped up in her pride for both of them getting along, that she disregarded the nervous vibes floating around the room. She flicked on the light, so more came into the room. "There, that's better! How about you boys come eat once you're done?" She offered. Katsuki lifted one shoulder briefly and let it fall as a curt shrug. "Sounds good. Thanks." He said. Izuku caught himself gaping, but closed his mouth up and smiled to himself. 

"Mhm!" Izuku squeaked. "We actually finished not too long ago!" He said, a smile on his face. Katsuki couldn't contain his soft snicker and he looked over to Izuku. "We sure did.." he said somewhat slyly. It was subtle enough that Inko didn't notice, but Izuku sure did. He sputtered and his face turned deep red. "Well that's good! I'm so proud of you, boys! Come eat, come eat!" She said, before disappearing to the kitchen. "Kacchan!" Izuku whined once she was gone, burying his face in his hands. "What?" He asked, a smirk on his face. "Shut up.." Izuku murmured. Katsuki only snickered once more, before rising to his feet and heading to the door. "C'mon, nerd. 'M hungry." he said, rolling his eyes. 

Izuku groaned and followed suit, padding out of his room and plopping down in a chair at his dining room table. His face remained quite red, unable to control his furious flustered habits. It annoyed Izuku to no extent, he hated how obvious he was about things and he was sure Katsuki wasn't too thrilled either. Izuku wasn't a very sneaky kid, and he barely got away with anything. Lucky for him, his mother wasn't very strict so it was convenient for him. As long as Izuku was safe, she would let him do pretty much whatever he wanted to. Inko placed a plate of takeout in front of Izuku, then to Katsuki. The blonde nodded in appreciation and gave a slight bow. "Thank you, ma'am." he said. Inko placed a hand on Izuku's shoulder and sighed happily. "He's such a nice boy, Izuku." she praised. "So well-mannered!" she added, to which Izuku rolled his eyes internally. 

He didn't dare let his mom know how much of a brute Katsuki really was. If she knew all the things they did, and how they did it, she would lose her mind. Katsuki had to make sure that he seemed like the best around, and he had every intent of proving this point. Even though it was a fat lie, he didn't seem to care. As long as Inko believed he was perfectly behaved, unlike he was in the past. Part of this came to the fear of being discovered and having said information passed onto Katsuki's mom. That would be a whole disaster, and neither Izuku or Katsuki wanted to deal with it, so the facade was pretty valid. The dinner dragged on with many please's and thank you's dragged from Katsuki's lips. Every little thing that Katsuki did or said mattered a lot right now. 

Finally the time came for Katsuki to leave, and Inko walked both to the door. She put a hand on Izuku's shoulder and hummed quietly. "He's so much better than the last one you brought around.." She muttered to him, which Katsuki picked up on. He cracked a small smile and let out a small laugh. "Thank you." he said, winking at her. She giggled and released Izuku's shoulder. "What a charmer!" She said, nudging her son, whose face was on fire by now. "Mom.." He whined, burying his face into his hands.

With a quick change of the subject on account of her son's flustered state she offered, "Would you like to walk him home, Izu?" To which the green haired boy replied, dropping his hands down,  "I'll probably just walk him to the sidewalk, I'm pretty tired." He said, a small smile tugging at his lips. He would have loved to walk his boyfriend home, but currently his body was in a world of pain from earlier. It was quite odd for Izuku to see Katsuki so polite, and as much as he enjoyed it, he missed the snarky and snappy Katsuki he had known so well. 

Izuku shot a quick goodbye to his mom, Katsuki's was a bit more dragged out to prove his odd point. As soon as they stepped out of the door, Katsuki's scowl instantly reestablished over his defined features. It had fallen dark outside, so the only light cascading around was the soft glow from the house and the faint color from the street lights. Izuku let out a soft sigh of relief, he was starting to worry that Katsuki was permanently soft. "Missed you, Kacchan." He said, nudging Katsuki playfully. Katsuki's reaction was pretty expected, he clenched his teeth together and shoved the other right back. "Oi.." he warned, to which Izuku just rubbed his arm and giggled. 

The two descended down the steps in a nice silence, Izuku smiling the whole way down. "Damn, if your mother only knew all the shit we do." Katsuki spoke up, making Izuku's face instantly regain color. "Kacchan!" he yelped, earning a dominant smirk from Katsuki. "Just sayin.." he said, stuffing his hands deep into his pockets. Izuku huffed and crossed his arms for a second, being a little bit pouty. "Whatever.." Izuku said, a little too sharply. This immediately irked Katsuki, who glowered at him. Izuku gulped back another yelp and put his hands in front of his chest in defense. "S-sorry Kacchan-!" He said, profusely apologizing. "Shut up, nerd.." Katsuki said, rolling his eyes. 

((That's all ya'll get for now.))