~Elmo's POV~
"BurntKnees or whatever the fuck your name is. get your fat purple ass in here"

I screeched cause my dumbass boyf riend is a sLoWpOkiEbOi and he pooped in the sink

"What do you want hoe toe?

"Excuse me what?"

"HOE TOE"

I cRoNcHeD his arm and he screamed like a little GirL

"Burnt cabbage"

"wHaT?"