~Spongebob's POV~ (I'm a big boy)

"WhAt'S uP fUcKeRs" I yelled and I poopied on the couch

"Hello asshole" he grabbed me kino and I mona

The suddenly Patrick showed up "WHY IS EVERYONE GAY HEERE BUT ME?" Then he go and succed Squidward's smol pp.

" who wants to play crackhead baseball? "

"MEEEEE"

"Whats that?" Squidward asked

"So basically it's baseball. Someone will bring a ball and someone will forget to bring a bat so we just use whatever we have. Sometimes it's sticks, sometimes it's metal poles, and sometimes it's a backpack" ( this is actually a game that my brother and his friends play at school)

"Oh okay I'll use my pp"

" LET'S GO DIE"