Ya boi is back. 

I was forced to eat today so that sucks. 

I had a mental breakdown and cut off a piece of my hair

I laughed about "get impaled by a cock" for a long time because I'm high of sharpies 

~Barney's POV~

"Holy fuck it's Caillou" I ran up to him and stole his cat and ran away and he chased me with his army of Danny Devito cult members 

and did a whick whack paddy whack flip flop doodly doo and landed in the splits and meh dik fell off and my toe got stuck in a ceiling fan 

I got home and Elmo and I fucced cause we can.

I gotz chlamydia