I set my piano on fire today (it was an accident, I'm not an arsonist)

Elmr got down on one knee"I'll be ur wife"

"Hoe how is that possible"

"I'll have babues"

"We had 14 kids and sold them to a drug lord dumbass"

"Oh"

Burntknees started crying "I miss Hobo, Kiki, Barney Jr, Datass, Sesame, Redrum, Sindy-Lou, Ted Bundy, Pornhub, Hannibal, Batman, Tickle, Pickle, and Little Trojan"

"I don't."

"YOU FUCKING WHORE"

A/N: So I mentioned on my Instagram story that I accidentally set my piano on fire and Malayna just responded to my story saying "DUDE" but she didn't even question how I managed to do that. But honestly I feel like that's kinda expected of me so...