MY COUSIN IS READING MY BARNEY X ELMO BOOK HELP

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Barenees yeeted down the stairs 

"what the flip flap frick frack booty crack are u doing asshoe" Elsa threw a knife at him

"yeet yeet skeep skeep" burtees poped a chicken out the vajeen (wtf did i write)

"dick pick lick trick"

"beep deep peep"

"shit hit bit sit"

Suddenly Grover appeared out of nowhere 

"What's the capital of Hawaii"

"Honolulu" elmo answered

Burtsbees looked up at him "Damn you know your grammar man"

(that's from a David Dobrik vlog)

I have no idea what this is