A/N: This chapter was written by me cousin beetlehoe420

{Hey kitty whores, Saoirse heere, let's get this party started}

"Hey Barney?" Elmo askwd while shoving Big Bird's body into the cabinet

barney backflipped intothe living room holding a hydro flask

"Ye??" he said

"I have news....I have...syphilis" 

Barney nearly passed out at this words

"Wow ur Marv-" he was cut off by someone slapping him

"Shut the fuck up"

A/N: I had to ask my cousin to write this because I have to study because I'm a bible drill leader now:/