Baroness is currently in the casino getting drunk too forget all of her problems

Baroness: GIVE ME ANOTHER *hic* shot of *hic*vodka!

Bartender: coming right up-

Then this guy walks in his head is a cup and he sees the bartender asking for help from this drunken princess, cuphead slowly approaches her/by sitting next to her 

Cuphead: Soo doll why are you here in this sad bar

Baroness: oh me?

Cuphead nods his head as a yes

Baroness: the *hic* residents of *hic* of sugar land hate *hic* ME

Cuphead: well if you do mind may I ask why?

Baroness: after you and your *hic* brother beat me up *hic* the residents think I am *hic* weak and not worthy to be a *hic* a queen

Cuphead: that must suck

And for a few hours cuphead talks to the sad washed up princess and slowly learns more about her

Baroness: but yeah that's how it going for me

Cuphead: it's getting pretty late I should get going 

Baroness: wait! *She said as cuphead almost left*

Baroness: can I sleep at your house since sugar land won't let me enter please?

Cuphead: hmm sure?

Baroness: THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

She went out of her chair and hugged him tightly

Cuphead: c-c-can you let me- go please

Baroness: sorry-

They walk to his apartment 

Cuphead: well this is it

The apartment was surprisingly big and nice 

Baroness: oh wow it so nice, so where do I sleep

Cuphead pointed to a bed that was pulled from the bed on the top

Baroness: I thought I would get something fancy since I am a princess 

Cuphead: welp sorry sugar this is the best thing here

Baroness: fine 

Cuphead: goodnight

Baroness: goodnight

Baronesses mind *wow this bed sucks, he can afford a big apartment but not a good bed, maybe if I lay down on the side I can? Maybe.

Baroness climbed to bed where cuphead slept

Baronesses mind*wow this is so comfy, he is facing the wall I can just stay on the side*

Cuphead flips to the side of baroness, immediately he hugs baroness causing her too make a peep but cuphead was in deep sleep to hear her

Baronesses mind * I f***ed up, but I ain't  complaining he is warm and *yawns*

Baroness falls asleep, 4 hours later. Cuphead wakes up and look to his side to see baroness snuggled right up against him

Cuphead: 0.0

Cuphead: eh 

They continue sleeping and baroness wakes up now

Baroness: Oh s***

Cuphead: soo care to explain how you ended up in my bed cuddled up with me?

Baroness: well your bed is comfy then the bed you let me sleep on the it felt if I was sleeping on a rock that's no way to treat a princess 

Cuphead: you did say you wanted to stay since you can't go to your home

Baroness: hmph touché 

Cuphead: what do you want for breakfast?

Baroness: hmm can u make pancakes?

Cuphead: I can only make bread-

Baroness looks at him with the most deadest look anyone could ever do

Cuphead: can you teach me?

Baroness: fine 

After an hour of teaching cuphead to make pancakes 

Cuphead: alright taste 

Baroness takes a bite...

..........

Baroness: it taste.....

HORRIBLE 

Cuphead:  :')

Baroness: next time don't burn the pancakes, the pancakes are so Burnt it looks like the void

Cuphead: I have feelings too-

Baroness: I can't sugarcoat this it's physically impossible 

Cuphead: fine I will remake this but.

Baroness: ?

Cuphead: if you like the pancakes you have to admit that you enjoyed sleeping with me and have to give me a kiss

Baroness: your asking for too much

Cuphead: fine if the pancakes taste like s*** then you can slap me and I have to give you 20 bucks

Baroness: DEAL!

10 mins later

Cuphead: Done!

Baroness: alright let's see if fate is on your side 

She takes a bite and.

baroness: HOLY S*** THESE ARE IS GOOD

Cuphead: pay up

Baroness: fine- I enjoyed sleeping with you wait what was the other-

Cuphead immediately kissed her

Baroness:  0///0

Cuphead: HAHAHA

If cuphead lost Au

Baroness: took a bite out of the pancake and....

SHE SPAT IT OUT IMMEDIATELY 

Cuphead: so do you like it?

Baroness: this taste worse than dirt

Cuphead: that hurts 

Baroness stood up to hit cuphead but fell and landed in a unfortunate position

Baroness: AHH-

Cuphead: X-X

After getting out of that position 

Baroness: sorry 

Cuphead: it's fine

Baroness: oh yeah PAY UP

Cuphead: gives her the money

Baroness: oh and

Baroness slaps him

Cuphead: ow-

Baroness: haha- 

Cuphead looked kinda upset what she said earlier 

Baroness: you alright?

Cuphead: I-I- I am fine he said while sniffling

Baroness hugged him 

Baroness: you know I don't mean all of that she said

Cuphead no response 

Baroness: HEY don't Ignore me 

To get his attention she held his chin up and said.

Baroness: I love you I hope you know that I hate seeing you upset                                                         after saying that she kissed him on the lips 

Cuphead: HEY THAT WAS MY SIDE OF THE DEAL THATS NO FAIR

Baroness: oh shut it I felt sympathy for you

Cuphead: well I love you too

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