This AU cuphead and baroness are 10 and there are currently at the candy castle 

Baroness: what do you want to play?

Cuphead: hmmm Zelda?

Baroness: eh not my favorite game

Cuphead: Mario kart!

Baroness: nah

Cuphead: why are you so difficult

Baroness: shut up 

After that they choose to play Minecraft and also they have separate Nintendos

Baroness: let's make a house!

Cuphead: Let's fight mobs!

Baroness: no let's build

Cuphead: FIGHT

baroness: BUILD!

Baroness: I am gonna make my own house

Cuphead: so be it

Baroness went off to make a Minecraft house and cuphead went and fought mobs

Baroness: whew this house took forever 

Cuphead: fighting these mobs is even difficult 

Baroness: wanna see my house?

Cuphead: sure

Baroness shows him the house

Cuphead: wow that's a big house, did you decorate the outside?

Baroness: your not allowed to see the outside 

Cuphead: why?

Baroness: your just not allowed 

Cuphead moves where he was sitting a little far from baroness, and quickly goes to see what she was saying not to look at

Cuphead: WHY THE F*** IS THERE A STATUE OF ME BURNING?!

Baroness: I told you not to look

Cuphead:   :')  do you hate me

Baroness: well ofc you dropped your ice cream on my head and I am still upset about it 

Cuphead: sorry?

Baroness: screw you hmph

Cuphead: how bout we play tag? Instead of Minecraft 

Baroness: hmm sure?

Cuphead: TAG YOUR IT * he said while running

Baroness: HEY!

They played tag for a bit 

Baroness: I am tired 

Cuphead: same here

He checks the time 

Cuphead: oh shoot I have to go

Baroness: at this time it's 8:03?!

Baroness: you could get hurt or kidnapped 

Cuphead: I'll just run

Baroness: it takes 9 mins to walk over there and there's a lot of shady people it's best if you stay here for the night

Cuphead: fine 

Cuphead: where am I gonna sleep?

Baroness thought * hm it would be rude to make him sleep on the ground but it  would  be awkward for him to sleep in my bed*

Baroness: I know! If you sleep on the side of my bed and I sleep on the other I think it would work out

Cuphead: hm ok?

* btw the bed is huge af*

*Baroness turns of the lights*

Baroness yawns " goodnight"

Cuphead: goodnight

Cupheads mind " f*** it's cold*

Cuphead tugged at the blanket but baroness kept a grip on it

Cuphead: mind" I swear to god if she doesn't move I am gonna yank it"

He kept tugging , not a single but a fabric loosened 

Cupheads mind " welp I guess I am gonna have to yank it*

Cuphead yanks the blanket and he finally was able to get enough to cover him

Baronesses mind" damn it's really cold"

Baroness look to see thank cuphead took almost the whole blanket

Baronesses mind " I am gonna yank this."

Baroness yanks the blanket but loses her balance and falls on the ground taking cuphead with her

Cuphead: OW

baroness: ow-

Cuphead: the hell 

Baroness sticks her tongue out

Baroness: it isn't my fault somebody by the names of cuphead took almost the whole blanket

Cuphead: you did first!

Baroness rolls her eyes 

Cuphead: APOLOGIZE

baroness: NO

Cuphead hits her 

Baroness: OW THAT HURTS I SWEAR I AM GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT

cuphead: oh shit

Baroness filled with rage throws a lollipop at his face

Cuphead: OW

Cuphead quickly gets under the bed * and also under the bed is pretty spacious*

Baroness: get back here!

Baroness sees him all the way to the wall end 

She crawls underneath while trying to kick at him

Cuphead slide fast enough to exit underneath the bed

Baroness also got out 

Cuphead: look I am sorry 

Baroness: I don't believe you 

Cuphead: cross my heart and hope to die I am telling the truth 

Baroness: I need more proof

He kisses her

Cuphead: does that count?!

Baroness managed to stutter out " f-f fine"

Cuphead: are we even

Baroness: hmm not yet.

Cuphead: but you said?!

Baroness: shut up 

Baroness: I will forgive if you will sleep by me— she said while blushing

Cuphead: DEAL

They both slept together 

*Bouns*

In the morning 

Cuphead: so does this mean you like me?

Baroness: pfft never I just wanted comfort

Cuphead: well it didn't seem like that when I kissed you

Baroness: SHUT UP, I WOULD NEVER LIKE YOU!

Cuphead knew that was a lie so did baroness 

702 words and I am gonna to make another AU when there 10 since I am running out of ideas and i will put more up this weekend