After baroness finds out that's Cupheads ice cream was on her hair she said that she was gonna murder cuphead and now let's see what she's gonna do now

Baroness: I AM GONNA MURDER HIM

With cuphead

Cuphead: if she sees me she is gonna kill me mugs-

Mugman: welp just try to hide from her

Cuphead: she knows where I live!

Mugman: I can't tell you anything 

The doorbell rings

Cuphead: THATS HER

mugman: don't be ridiculous 

Mugman opens the door to see baroness 

Baroness: is cuphead here?

She said politely 

Mugman: nope

Baroness: hm alright, wanna play checkers?

Mugman: Oo sure

Cuphead is hiding in the closet

3 minutes later

Mugman: I win!

Baroness: damn it 

Baroness: hey is there something in the closet?

Mugman: I don't think so?

Baroness: I'm gonna check

Mugman: WAIT-

He was too late 

Cuphead: h-hey- baroness-

Baroness: CUPHEAD YOU LITTLE RAT 

cuphead: h-hey I think I have to go

Baroness: YOU AINT GOING NOWHERE

cuphead: MUGS

Mugman: not my problem 

Cuphead: PLEASE FOR YOUR BROTHER 

Mugman: fine 

Mugman: baroness you need to calm down a little

Baroness death stared him 

Mugman: haha- I am gonna go now BYE

cuphead: we can talk about it-

Baroness: yeah my FIST IS GONNA DO THE GOD DAMN TALKING

cuphead: look I am sorry for the whole ice cream situation 

Baroness: SORRY AINT GONNA CUT IT

cuphead: Money?

Baroness: NO

Cuphead: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT

baroness: hm how bout a sleepover?

Cuphead: if I do this sleepover will you forgive me?

Baroness: yep

Cuphead: deal!

Baroness: but first I need to do something 

She punches him in the stomach 

Cuphead: OW-

Baroness: haha

After helping cuphead get up

Baroness: come on let's head over to Sugarland 

Cuphead: yeah yeah

They head to Sugarland

Waffle guard: who's this person

Baroness: just my boy- I mean friend 

*also there dating ^^*

Waffle guard: ok 

Cuphead: what are we gonna do?

Baroness: we can play board games

Cuphead: ok

They get to her room

Baroness: wanna play candy land

Cuphead: eh sure

1 hour later

Baroness: I win again

Cuphead: alright I am bored 

Baroness: hmmm I was gonna take a nap 

Cuphead: that does sound good

Baroness gets a lollipop 

Cuphead: can I have one?

Baroness: hmmm how bout no

Cuphead: cm'on be nice for once

Baroness: funny my response is still no

*She already had the lollipop in her mouth*

Cuphead: pleaseeeeeee

Baroness: NO

Cuphead: fine be that way 

He snatches the lollipop from her

Baroness: HEY THE HELL

Cuphead: sucker

Baroness: give it back

Cuphead: hmmmm how bout NO

Cuphead laughed 

Baroness: you better not lick it

Cuphead: and if I did?

Baroness: I swear I will break ever bone in your bod-

Cuphead licks it 

Baroness pulls cuphead by his sweater

Baroness: MY LOLLIPOP 

Cuphead: jeez-

Baroness: ugh fine whatever keep the lollipop

Cuphead: I will admit this lollipop is a little more sweeter than usual 

Baroness: cuphead just shut the hell up

Cuphead: haha

Night time

Baroness: it's getting pretty late and I am tired

Cuphead: yeah same here

Cuphead: so where am I gonna sleep?

Baroness: the floor

Cuphead: really I have to sleep on the floor alone?

Baroness: yeah or I can sleep with y-

Cuphead: yeah I like the idea of sleeping on the floor alone 

Baroness: aww but it's wouldn't be polite to do that to a guest

Cuphead: I swear to fucking god-

Baroness: sucker 

Baroness slept with cuphead on the ground 

In the morning

baroness: *yawns* cuphead you awake

Cuphead: shut up and let me sleep for longer he said in a tired voice

Baroness: you do know your sleeping on me

Cuphead: WAIT I AM!

Cuphead jolted up

Baroness: relax 

Cuphead: h-hey I have to get going 

Baroness grabbed his handle and yanked him back 

Baroness: are you forgetting something?

Cuphead: uhhhh bye?

Baroness: ugh

Cuphead: ohhhhhhh

He kisses her

Cuphead: that?

Baroness: yep- well bye :D

574 words and happy thanksgiving