Our story begins in inkwell isle 3 at the local mall let's see what baroness and cuphead are up too

Baroness: come on cuphead i just need one thing 

Cuphead: I ain't going to the mall 

Baroness: I swear I will grab your head and smash it into the ground..

Cuphead: yes ma'am 

Baroness: come on it's going to be fun!

Cuphead sighed as the walked into the mall

Baroness: hmm let's see 

Cuphead looks to the side to see the food court 

Cuphead: O O can we eat?

Baroness: not now the sale ends in TEN MINUTES, OH SH1T

Cuphead: ugh 

They walk to a clothes shop, cuphead groaned since he hated shopping it was his least favorite thing 

Baroness: how do I look?

Baroness wearing a red dress that looked like if she came out of a Christmas movie 

Cuphead: good?

Baroness sighed 

Baroness: you know you could help out I need a dress for a party

Cuphead: nah

Baroness: if you help me we can go anywhere you wan-

Cuphead: DEAL!

Baroness: alright 

They spend an hour finding the dress and finally they found it

Baroness: this is it

The dress was a soft shade of pink that complimented her hair and golden eyes the dress had candy bits on the side and in the chest area a heart that was open 

*Cuphead blushing*

Baroness: you ok?

Cuphead managed to choke out" yeah"

Baronesses swipes her card to see.

ITS DECLINED  

Baroness: WHAT THE H3LL

Cuphead: I will pay for it

Baroness looks at him with shock 

Cuphead: I am only doing this for my cut * he lied he was doing this since he thought she looked good in it"

Baroness: thank you thank you!

Baroness hugs him

Baroness: so where do you wanna go?

Cuphead: hmm home

Baroness: fine 

They drive back 

Cuphead: finally!

Baroness lays down on the couch exhausted  

Cuphead: hey darling what are we gonna-

Cuphead notices she fell asleep 

Cuphead: hm well I guess I am tired 

Cuphead carries her to her bed, he lies her down but got grabbed and cuddled with her 

Cupheads mind * does not compute *

And hour later 

Baroness yawns and looks to her side to see cuphead nuzzled in her arm

Baroness: aww- why are you here.

Cuphead looks up  

Cuphead: hi ^^

Baroness: ;-; why are you in my bed

Cuphead: I carried you here and you grabbed me preventing me to move so yeah-

Baroness: well get off

Cuphead: No

Baroness: why

Cuphead: comfy

Baroness pats him on his head

1 hour later 

Baroness: oh sh1t i have my party

Cuphead smiles 

Baroness: welp I am gonna get changed 

Cuphead: alr

After she got in the dress

Baroness: so how do I look

Cuphead blurted " HOT I MEAN  niceee

Baroness looks at him flustered 

Baroness: he- hey I have to go 

She ran out the door to be yanked by cuphead

Cuphead: you didn't say bye 

Baroness: bye!

Cuphead kisses her

Cuphead: there bye :D

Baroness:    :}  bye❤️

465 words and so many ideas 

I will post a drawing of baroness later

Edit: just posed pic