This AU is that baroness and cuphead were still friends and that cuphead starting falling for her. And there in high school 

Cuphead and baroness were walking to school together talking about how they had the worst classes today

Baroness: ugh I always hated going to French I already know French very well

Cuphead: I hate math I suck at it and it's boring

Baroness: wow you hate math I love it

They enter the school

Cuphead: well I gotta get to class see ya!

Baroness: bye

Hilda: hey baroness 

Baroness: oh hey Hilda

Hilda: Oo la la who is that boy that you were talking with

Baroness: he's just my friend 

Hilda: sureee I saw you, you guys would look like a cute couple 

Baroness: s-shut it Hilda- I have a boyfriend 

Hilda: okkkk well I have to go

baroness: bye!

Baronesses mind* pfft me in love with cuphead I would never he would never like me back and I have a boyfriend*

As baroness was thinking while walking to her class she bumps into cuphead 

Baroness: AH-

Cuphead: oh I sorry-

Cuphead: oh hey baroness 

Baroness was on ground 

Cuphead: let me help you up

Cuphead helps her get up

Baroness: thank you 

Cuphead walks to the bathroom 

Baronesses mind* maybe he likes me- NO I have a boyfriend*

Baroness goes to class

1 hour lunch time!

Baroness: let's see where's cuphead 

Cuphead pokes her shoulder 

Baroness: ACK-

cuphead: hi

Baroness: stop scaring me 

Cuphead: fine

Baroness: cm'on let's go get a seat 

Cuphead: let me get some lunch first 

Baroness: it's fine I brought 2 sandwiches 

Cuphead: ok

They walk to a table 

Baronesses boyfriend: heyyy bonnie wanna go to the auditorium and "hangout"

Baroness: sorry I have plans babe 

Baronesses boyfriend: ugh your always busy that's why I hooked up with someone else already 

Baroness: wait- YOU DID WHAT?!?

Baronesses boyfriend: SORRY I MEANT-

Baroness: SAVE IT YOU FUCKING D1CK HEAD 

baronesses boyfriend: hey relax- I just- it slipped out?

Baroness puches him in the face 

Baronesses boyfriend: OW-

Baroness kicks him in the uhhhhh🥜

Baronesses boyfriend ded-

Cuphead: well-

Baroness: fucking jerk I should've known he was cheating.

Cuphead: hey- about the food?

Baroness: ohh yeah-

She hands him the sandwich 

They calmly ate while people stared at the unconscious body on the ground 

Baroness: Soooo have you found anyone you like?

Cuphead: eh the girls here aren't my type 

Baroness: well what's your type?

Cuphead: hmm- I guess semi aggressive kind at heart and pretty I don't know-

Baroness: hm okie 

The bell rings

Baroness: well I have to go, bye cuphead 

Cupheads mind* wow- she's— PERFECT-*

Cuphead walks back to class 

Baronesses mind* that d1ckhead deserved that and I guess I'm single now-*

They both went to there classes which were across from each other 

Baronesses mind* ughhh French*

Cupheads mind * god kill me I hate math*

1 hour goes by.

Bell rings

Baroness: FINALLY

cuphead: damn I had the best nap ever

Baroness: hey cuphead wanna walk to science together?

Cuphead: eh sure I got nothing else to lose

They head to science 

They sat in the back

Science teacher: we will be learning how to-blah blah

Baronesses whispered "I think this is the second boringest class"

Cuphead whispered " yeah wanna have some fun?"

Baroness whispered "uh sure?"

Cuphead grabbed a piece of paper and crumbled it and threw it at the teacher 

Science teacher: WHO THREW THAT?!

cuphead looked calmly to the side

Science teacher: if another paper is thrown at me you all will have to put your heads down for the whole class

Cuphead whispered "sounds like a deal."

Cuphead grabbed another paper and threw it at the teacher

Science teacher: THAT ITS PUT YOHR HEAD DOWN!

Baroness whispered "great job dumass"

Cuphead whispered "atleast we don't do any work"

Baroness whispered " whatever"

Baroness shivered since the class was freezing and she did have a sweater 

Baroness whispered " cuphead can you let me use your sweater"

Cuphead whispered "No I'm cold too"

Baroness whispered "yeah and I am the girl here"

Cuphead sighed 

He pulled her into his arms

Baroness almost shouted but got caught off guard when she felt how warm cuphead was

Cuphead whispered "happy?"

Baroness nodded as in a yes 

Baroness fell asleep in Cupheads embrace 

Cuphead whispered to her "I hope you know but you're mine."

Baroness was in a deep sleep so she didn't hear 

Bell rings 

Cuphead: hey baroness wakey wakey

Baroness groaned and wiped her eyes 

Cuphead: it's the end of the day 

Baroness:  *yawns* wanna go to the auditorium I need to do homework 

Cuphead: sure 

As they walk to the auditorium cuphead feels baronesses hand brushes against his

Cuphead slightly blushed

Baroness: you alright?

Cuphead: yeah- 

Baroness held Cupheads hand 

Mugman: hey cuphead 

Mugman: Ooo la-

Cuphead: can it 

Mugman: fine fine 

Cala: mugsy cm'on I ain't walking alone

Mugman: welp that my que bye cuphead 

Cuphead: byee

Baroness: hey I wanted to ask 

Cuphead: ?

Baroness: why did you always look jealous when I talked with my old boyfriend?

Cuphead: I- uhhhh no reason-

Baroness: I ain't taking a no for an answer 

Cuphead: fine you want to here it 

Baroness: well sure

Cuphead garbed baronesses hand and ran to the auditorium 

And head all the way to a corner 

Cuphead: baroness I -  like you,ever time you go with your boyfriend I felt something in me telling me that he wasn't right and that you deserve better than him , You have teased me with you fucking questions and I-

Baroness: hush, I was right you do like me. A lot-

Cuphead: yeah and-

Baroness: wanna feel a little more better 

Cuphead: ?

Baroness: I see my ex he is right there hanging out with his new gf 

Cuphead: yeah what about it-

Baroness garbed Cupheads hand and ran to a nearby seat where baronesses ex was 

Baroness: let's do this 

Cuphead: do what?

Baroness kissed him 

Cuphead: I-

Baroness continued 

You could hear all the noises which caused her ex to hear 

Baronesses ex: oh that bitch 

Baroness: aww I love you so much cuphead 

Cuphead at this point was cover in kiss marks and was blushing up a storm

Baronesses ex: ugh if I did blurt out the truth I would be that cup now.

Baronesses ex's gf: stop talking about her you left her and I am here 

Baronesses ex: I only dated you to get some action

Baronesses ex's gf: WHAT?!

Baronesses ex: oh shit-

* bye bye baronesses ex*

Baroness: mmm-

Cuphead: I- think we're good now-

Baroness: hmm nah like 5 more minutes 

Cuphead was just crying on the inside 

After all of this-

Cuphead: I can't feel my body-

Baroness: well I better get going 

Cuphead: yep- 

Baroness: let me help you up

Baroness helped cuphead get up

Cuphead: soo are we dating?

baroness: I guesss 

Cuphead kissed her on the cheek

Cuphead: you're mine now.

Baroness: well I have been for awhile now

The end.

1104 words and I haven't put anything for the Cala mug so I will put some new content and I am still sick so uploads are gonna be slow