Valt: Hey Shu

Shu: Hi Valt

Deer: omg SHIP

Valt: ....

Deer: yOU TWO WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

Valt: stop

Deer: Where is my shalt fanfics at?

Shu: Someone stop him

Deer: BE QUIET HUMAN I'M SHIPPING

Valt: But we're just friends

Deer: DON'T RUIN THIS