A/n

a young laid Y/n laid on the ground as he was punch by Yang  who  was cheered on by Ruby who was busy being too stupid to read even green eggs and hams.

Ruby: YEAH GET HIM YANG!

Y/n: ARG WHY AM I BEING BEAT ALL I DID WAS ASK FOR A EGOO WAFFLE?!

Yang; EGO WAFFLES  ARE FOR PEOPLE NOT YOU!

Y/n: GAH BUT I'M JUST LIKE YOU GUYS BRO COME ON!

Ruby/Yang: NU UH!!

Y/n:THE FUCK YOU MEAN NU UH!?

 After they stopped beating him Tai came in eating a pop tart before throwing a scolding hot Honey bun at his son.

Tai yang: SOOOONNNN!! Hiiiiiiii~ How are you?~

Y/n: YOU THREW  A HOT HONEY BUN AT ME I'M IN EXTREME PAIN YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!

Tai yang: Damn that's crazyyyy sounds like a YOU problem. What did you do wrong anyways?

Y/n:All I did was ask for 1 ego waffle.

Tai: YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW DARE YOU!

Pulling out his belt he whipped Y/n across the room with one strike before locking the basement door throwing a pop tart at Y/n who cried on the ground. 

Tai yang: I'm a good dad......:)

a few hours later Y/n laid on the the flour watching  regular show when Raven and Summer  kicked down the door.

Raven/Summer: Guess what time it is?

Y/n: Milk and cookies? :D

Raven/Summer: NONCONSENT TOUCHING >:D

Y/n:: NOOOOOOOOOO BUT REGULAR SHOWW WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(hours later)

As Y/n slowly snuck out of the basement he whined to him.

Y/n: Man fuck these bitches they won't let me eat ego waffles.

As he went to leave Tai appeared before his son.

Tai yang: The fuck you think your going?

Y/n: I'M LEAVING I DON'T NEED YOU TO RUIN MY LIFE ANYMORE.!!  you don'T LOVE ME NO ONE DOES!!

Tai yang: W-What the hell are you talking about? I do though.

Y/n: YOU GOT A FUNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT!

Tai yang: Son what makes you think that?

Y/n: I don't know YOU BEAT ME FOR WANTING A EGO WAFFLE!

Tai yang: Y/n those fucking things have been expired for 3 years man. Why do you think Yang and Ruby are so stupid? I don't want you becoming braindead like they are.

Y/n; What about locking me in the basement and throwing honey buns at me?

Tai yang: Because only baller people eat those son. I'm trapping you in the basement because I don't want those harpies tag teaming and eating you alive. Y'all are still children.

Y/n: What about all the beatings?

Tai: I'm doing it to awaken your main character powers son...I beat you because I care why do you think I leave your sisters for dead?

Y/n: Summer and Raven molest me!

Tai: I set a restraining order against them when i got home and saw they did that to you I fist fought them to leave son. The actually called Child protective services on me.

Y/n; Uncle qrow?

Tai: I sent his ass to rehab a year ago...

Y/n:So wait....you really do love me?

Tai yang: Of course Son now give me a hug.

As Tai Yang hugged his son sirens as he smiled at his son.

Tai yang: Now son....i'm gonna have to ask you to run out the back door....The Irs are after me for tax evasion and that's also probably your mama, your aunt and CYS after me....I'ma have to fist fight for my life..

Y/n: I love you dad..

Tai yang;*smiles* I love you too son...

As the two left the respective doors Tai yang's screams can be heard as he punched out raven. Being tazzed while strangling Summer he was taken away by the police.

(10 years Later)

Tai was seen in a electric chair staring at his children who were behind the glass.

Executioner: any last words?

Taiyang: SOOOOOOONNNNN I love ya! :3

SSSSSSOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOUR A BUNER!!!!!!!!!!!

Y/n: Damn now that I beat my 2 autisic sisters half to death for things they did as a kid I think i'll forgive everyone making both my dad's and my own actions pointless... Time to go fuck my 50 girlfriends that'll never be seen!

To be continued.