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mom: *handing in groceries* Here, set this on the stool over there, and make sure it's sitting upright. Careful, it's fragile. These go in the cupboard, but just set them by the table for right now. Set one of these on the counter to thaw out for dinner; the rest go in the freezer. Put this in the cabinet by the fridge. Get one out and the rest go in the bathroom closet. Refill the soap dispenser. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the squares of the other two sides. Long chain hydrocarbons are vital components of many combustible fuels

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dad: *handing in groceries*

dad: ...

dad: just stick it somewhere