Interlude: When it comes a battle between an unstoppable force and an immoveable object it could go either way but some fighters have way too many powers in their arsenal, even to the point where they can do well...everything. Even pushing beyond the boundaries of fiction and reality.

Popeye

Popeye the Sailor Man

SCP-682

SCP-682, the Hard to Destroy Reptile

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SCP-682

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Backstory: There are a lot of interpretations to 682's backstory but let's go with one for now. SCP-682 is the child of the Scarlet King and the fourth bride and he is the omnicidal monster of the SCP Foundation in general. He was contained by the Foundation and he goes through the numerous termination attempts due to the danger he has on the world. Through out his time at the Foundation he has gone through many termination attempts and survived all of them, making the Foundation's job harder for them and he break out of containment more times than anyone can count and SCP-106 is close second to 682 and the Foundation needs to put him down.

Background:

-Object Class: Keter

-Real Name: Atanti-ql-Paneu

-Type of anomaly: Giant Monster

-Designations: SCP-682 and SCP-6820-A

-Friends: SCP-079 and SCP-053

-Known half siblings: SCP-999 and SCP-166

-Hates everything

-Father: Scarlet King

Powers:

-Ungodly physique

-Healing Factor

-Consumption

>Too boost size and gain new powers

>Largest Recorded Size: Size of Jupiter

-Incredible Intelligence

-Adaptability

-Abstract Conceptual Existence

>SCP-6820-A

Adaptations from SCPs:

-Multi length Sound Waves

-Memetic Kill Agents

-Duplication

-Body Control

-Biological Manipulation

-Disease Manipulation

-Illusionary clone

-Memory Manipulation

-Can make it's own atmosphere

-Temperature manipulation

-Non-existant Physique

-Can become a living shadow

-Laugh explosion

-Absorption

Resistances and Immunities:

-SCP-826, SCP-3000, Gate Guardian, SCP-963, SCP-668, SCP-3519, SCP-3299, SCP-923, SCP-939, SCP-241, SCP-702, SCP-507, SCP-2521, SCP-1437, SCP-093, SCP-536, SCP-858, SCP-811, SCP-1237-L, SCP-PC-003, SCP-1361, SCP-017, SCP-1056, SCP-3125

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Destroyed his containment chamber

-Dispersed a giant Nimbus Cloud

-Can survive the Neutralization method from 2305-A

-Has the potential to absorb SCP-123

-Has been stated that when 682 dies the universe dies

-Comparable to SCP-3125

-Scales to SCP-6820

-Is able to survive the inevitable end of the universe and live an eternal life while the universe was dying

-Survived SCP-3930

-When cross testing with SCP-028, a star cluster was blown up

-When cross testing with SCP-023, Epsilon Serpentis blew up

-Survived numerous termination attempts

-Stated that it would be impossible to destroy SCP-682 without causing serious damage to or outright destroy the universe

-SCP-2855 can't do anything to SCP-682

-Tanked hits from the Gate Guardian until he was knocked out

-Can't kill himself

-682's body is just the 3-Dimensional shell of an extradimensional being

-Tanked numerous lightning bolts

-Lift and swung around SCP-162

Feats(Speed):

-Adapted to being thrown at the speed of light

-Can traverse the Solar System and dwarf the galaxy

-Comparable to SCP-3125

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Destroying his containment chamber

>It's a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plating, multiple times, a feat which would yield 340996000 Joules total, or .0815 Tons(Small Building Level)

-Getting hit by natural lightning multiple times

>The average lightning bolt has a yield of 0.239 tons

>The tale that has this feat for 682 didn't say how many times 682, I'm gonna go on a limb here and say he was stroked by lightning 10x which is fair. Which is 2.4 tons which is Large Building Level

-Nimbus Cloud dispersing

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Agnaa/SCP-682_Scares_A_Cloud

>SCP-682 needs a force of 11.513271988527725 Kilotons or 12 Kilotons(Town Level)

-SCP-028 and SCP-023 scaling

>The average Supernova unleash a force of 10 tenatons and this is consistent when it comes to 682 cross testing 023 and 028.

>When cross testing with 028, 682 destroyed a star cluster which is 10,000 stars which is 100,000 tenatons or 4.2 Foe(Small Star to Large Star Level)

-2305-A failed neutralization plan feats

>Surviving 20,200,500,000 RDS-220 hydrogen bombs, the average RDS-220 Hydrogen Bomb in it's original design is 102 Megatons so multiply that it would be 2,060,451,000,000 Megatons or 2.1 exatons(Multi-Continent Level).

>The Average instance of SCP-2195-1 has the force of 0.028 tons x 750 which is 21 tons(City Block Level)

>Since 682's size at that moment is the size of Saturn and he proceeded to eat the other planets in the solar system with the exception of Jupiter.

>Let's make a list of planets based on the force required to destroy them

>Mercury = 433 Exatons

>Pluto: 1.41 Exatons

>Earth: 59.44 Zettatons

>Venus: 150 Exatons

>Mars: 16.04 exatons

>Neptune: 1383822640 Exatons or 1.4 Ninatons

>Uranus: 1.44 ninatons

>60 Zettatons + 2,840,000 Zettatons = 2,840,060 Zettatons or 3 Ninatons(Large Planet Level)

-Potential for absorbing and controling SCP-123

>Since SCP-123 has the power to destroy a solar system which is Solar System Level

-In one tale of the Foundation, SCP-682 can grow to consume multiple galaxies and rival the universe in size which is Multi-Galaxy to Universe level

-Death of 682 can end the universe so Universe Level

-SCP-682 was able to lift and swing around SCP-162 like a weapon which is 14.2 tons

-Stated that it would be impossible to destroy SCP-682 without causing serious damage to or outright destroy the universe which again is still Multi-Galaxy to Universe level

-Gate Guardian scaling

>The Gate Guardian is one of the most powerful beings in the SCP Multiverse and is on Even ground with SCP-2835 THE DEER from an alternate universe which is 56869.027219 tons or 57 Kilotons that's just small stuff cause The Deer assisted in the attack against the Scarlet King, which is Outerverse level

-SCP-6820 feats

>When SCP-682 corrupted SCP-6820 he was in the form of SCP-6820-A, once the idea was too much for the human mind to handle and he adapted to SCP-3125's true form which according to SCP lore is top dog in SCP-5800 is Outerverse Level 

-Constant Scaling

>As a Constant, it exists to be an antagonistic force against the Foundation. Constants are described to be "multiversal algorithms defining big narrative ideas and elements for all timelines, and they manifest as the most anomalous, least-understood eldritch creatures and Big-Bads of the SCPverse". As such, they are beyond the scope of all of the infinite pataspheres of the multiverse. It is stated that one cannot become a Constant without "radically redesigning the entire SCPverse simulation". They are "hard-coded" and there can only ever be thirteen of them in existence which is Boundless Level

Final Verdict:

>Base Form(Small Building to Town Level)

>Adaptations, Reactive Evolution, and Power Absorption(Multi-Continent to Universe Level)

>Dying(Universe Level)

>SCP-6820-A(Outerverse Level)

>Constant of Termination(Boundless level)

Stats(Speed):

-SCP-076-2 scaling

>Able can run 64 meters in 3 seconds, which is 48 MPH(Superhuman)

>Able can deflect assault rifle-caliber bullets which can move at speeds of 2217 MPH or Mach 3(Supersonic+)

-Traversing the Solar System

>If 682 can traverse the whole solar system when he's the size of Jupiter or Saturn then that means he has to move super fast. Since he can do so so easily I'm gonna say he can traverse the entire solar system in 10 seconds which is around 64,302,970,651,396 MPH which is 95889x the speed of light

-Dwarfing the size of galaxies.

>682 can grow large enough to dwarf the size of galaxies and the largest known galaxy is IC 1101 which is 3,913,900 Light years wide and I would say 5 seconds and that would be 12,698,051,908,384,038 MPH or 18,935,359x the speed of light

>And that's from one galaxy, 682 can casually to do even more since he can grow to a size that rival of the universe. This includes the Observable and Unobservable and the universe has 100,000,000,000 galaxies though the number will change once we have better telescopic technology. Using that as a multiplier it would be 1,269,805,200,000,000,004,693,426,176 MPH or 1,893,535,900,000,000,000x the speed of light

-SCP-6820-A speed scaling

>Since 6820-A has adapted to SCP-3125 that would mean he can move at speeds from Immeasurable to Nigh-Omnipresent

Final Verdict:

>Base Form Superhuman movement speed and Supersonic+

>Adaptations, Reactive Evolution, and Power Absorption 95889x to 1,893,535,900,000,000,000x the speed of light which is MFTL

>SCP-6820-A Immeasurable to Nigh-Omnipresent

>Constant of Termination(Immeasurable)

Weaknesses:

-Adaptations are temporary

-SCP-343 made his true form inaccessible

-Enjoys the experience in getting beaten up

-His greatest fear is SCP-173

-Got pacified by SCP-999 an SCP-053

-Has been killed permanently twice

>Died from drunk driving

>SCP-2935 killed him and everyone else

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Popeye

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Backstory: The young Popeye was the son of the crudely named father Poopdeck Pappy and when Popeye was brought into the world he was ugly. So ugly that he fled from his son and never returned. He grew up to be a fighter with fists made for fighting righteously and he was inspired by his adoptive father Whaler Joe, he soon join the navy during the age of WW2. Whenever there's danger involving his girl Olive or people in danger he is there with a fist in one hand and a can of spinach on the other.

Background:

-Full Name: Popeye the Sailor Man

-Age: 42

-There's a fast food restaurant named after him

-Favorite Food: Spinach

-Love Interest: Olive Oyl

-Has a lot of jobs like Mario

-Birthplace: Santa Monica, California

-Hometown: Sweethaven

Arsenal:

-Corn Cob Pipe

- A can of Spinach

Powers and Abilities:

-Superhuman physique

-Can summon spinach

-Matter reconstruction

-Toon Force

-Physical malleability

-Fourth wall awareness

-Spinach Powers

>Flight

>Increased strength

>Invisibility

>Invulnerability

>Shapeshifiting

>Unlimited stamina

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Gave the sun a black eye

-Can turn anything into composite variants of a larger object just by punching

-Beat up his animator

-Survived the universe turning off(which is another way of surviving the destruction of the universe)

-Knock back a comet that is powerful enough to blow up Earth

-Pulled the moon closer to Earth

-Held up the Earth like in Greek Mythology

-Blew out the sun like a candle

-The amount of calories in a single can of Spinach in Popeye's world holds more calories than the average can of Spinach

-Parted the Red Sea without the help of God

-Juggled planets around

-Resisted being wiped out of existence by the animator

-Defeated a spinach empowered boxer without eating spinach of his own

-Knocked a boxer into the real world

Feats(Speed):

-Moved so fast that he's two places at once

-Launched an object fast enough to hit the sun's eye

-Flew from the moon to the Earth

Stats(Strength and Durability):

https://youtu.be/7UhguuEX9Tg

-1 Can of Spinach = How much power

>According to Death Battle, the amount of calories in a single can of Spinach in Popeye's world is 46,579,452,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 calories

>The amount of power in one can is 46,579,452.68 Yottatons or 47 tenatons which is Small Star Level

-Surviving the universe being turned off

>The opposing cartoonish figure is God and he turned off the universe and Popeye survived that cause he eats his spinach which is a universe level feat

-Giving the Sun a Black Eye

>Comparing the Sun's Black Eye to real life Sunspots on the sun which is 100,000 miles wide

>Sunspots: Sunspots are dark, planet-size regions of strong magnetic fields on the surface of the sun

>The Average Sunspot gravity is 2500x the gravity of Earth

>Earth's gravity: 9.807

>9.807 x 2500 = 24518

>Earth's Diameter: 7,917.5 miles

>The average sun spit is 13x bigger than Earth which means a sunspot has 7x the normal gravity of Earth

>GBE: 3/5GM^2/R

>3/5 x 24518 x 119,443,799,999,999,993,552,599,777,280^2 / 50000 = 4,197,527,099,999,999,911,960,242,518,089,055,746,180,966,490,408,147,222,528 joules or 42 terafoe which is Multi-Solar System Level

-Fighting his own animator

>Don't need math to know how impressive that is, if you ask me that is Boundless Level

Final verdict: 

>Base Power, Large Star to Multi-Solar System Level at best 

>Spinach Effect, Multi-Solar System to Universe Level

>With 4th wall awareness and toon force, Boundless

Stats(Speed):

-Hitting the Sun in the eye

>According to Death Battle, the speed needed to launch an object to the sun in 1 second requires speeds of 500.4x the speed of light

-Flying from the moon to Earth

>It took 2 seconds for Popeye to come back to Earth which is 430020000 mph or  Mach 564916 which is Relativistic+

-Reacting to Bluto flying around the around the world 

https://youtu.be/yZi5plJeLYY

>It took 7 seconds for Bluto to go all around the world, the circumference of earth is 24850 miles that means Popeye can react to things moving as speeds of 12780000 mph or Mach 16789 which is Massively Hypersonic+

Final Verdict: Massively Hypersonic+ to 500.4x the speed of light

Weaknesses:

-Before eating his spinach; Popeye's strength is significantly weaker. Some depictions of Popeye are not superhuman without spinach.

>The effects of the spinach are temporary; (although there is no constant time limit).

-His spinach can power-up his opponents as well; any enemy able to steal his spinach will be able to mimic Popeye's absurd feats of power.

-Popeye's later depictions are not as absurd as his original cartoons/comics.

-Popeye is very aggressive and is willing to pick a fight, even against obviously stronger opponents.

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Battle

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Here we see SCP-682 breaking out of containment and invading a nearby city and he broke into a grocery store and he sees a can of Spinach with Popeye's face on it.

SCP-682: "Is this how they see themselves? Pathetic."

The picture came to life and then it punched 682 in the face and launched him into the store's deli as Popeye got out of the label of the canned spinach and put it into his hat.

Popeye: "I can't stand anyone badmouthing people."*put up his fists*"Put 'em up ya big lizard!"

SCP-682: *gets up*"This world will be stained by your blood from your entrails!"

We then see Popeye charge at 682 and then punched him in the face bunch of time and we see Popeye wind up and launch 682 out of the grocery store and knock the whole wall down as we see Popeye head outside muttering to himself and put the wall back into place and turn to 682 regenerating from the wounds he gotten from Popeye's punches.

Popeye: "Well blow me down, you recover quick."

SCP-682: "Nothing can destroy me."

The hard to destroy reptile then jumps at Popeye and eats Popeye whole and runs off. Meanwhile, in 682's stomach, we see Popeye pull out a can of Spinach.

Popeye: "This will teach that oversized lizard a lesson."

Popeye then squeezed the can of spinach and launched the spinach into his mouth and ate it. And when he swallows the spinach it goes down to his body and then his arms and we see Popeye flex his right arm and we see a star going supernova on it. Meanwhile, outside of 682's body, we see Popeye beating up SCP-682 from the inside as he feels his insides being turned to mush from all of Popeye's punches.

SCP-682: *roars in pain*"Get out!"

We then see SCP-682 blow up and Popeye was fine as we see 682's skeleton turn into a science museum display and his meat turned into food for a BBQ. 682's skeleton then moves at Popeye as his flesh starts to regrow all over his body and Popeye sees SCP-682 coming and then he goes to a nearby tree and punch it and the tree turn into a row boat oars included and it land in water and he starts rowing at a fast past as 682 sprout wings and chase after him.

Popeye: "You are one crazy lizard!"

SCP-682: "I am the child of the Scarlet King and no man has ever stopped me! What are you!?"

Popeye then jumps out of the boat and comes flying at SCP-682.

Popeye: "I am what I am!"*forms a giant fist*"And that's what I am!"

Popeye then uppercut SCP-682 into space and we see Popeye use his corn cob pipe to fly into space and look around for SCP-682. Then a large shadow blocks out the sun and Popeye sees SCP-682 at a size of Jupiter.

Popeye: "Eh uh oh."

We then see 682 swing his tail at Popeye and launch him at the Malfunctioning Destroyer or SCP-2399 and we see Popeye repair the entire ship by himself and it fires its engines and fly towards SCP-682. Popeye then jumped off of SCP-2399 hard enough that it was sent flying and broken into pieces as Popeye then punched SCP-682 in the chest causing him break into a billion normal size 682s and we see Popeye destroy all but one as we see SCP-682 fly towards Popeye and eat him in one bite as we see Popeye punch his jaws so hard that his jaws were broken off and then see 682 form giant arms and throw Popeye onto Mars. We see 682 land on Mars and develop adaptations for countering Popeye's toon force such as gills that release a chemical called The Dip, turn his claws into erasers, and the ability to replicate Erasure Grenades form Drawn Together and he charges at Popeye and hold him down to the ground as his claws erased most of his body upon contact.

SCP-682: "Now die!"

SCP-682 then releases the Dip all over Popeye and then creates an Erasure explosion from his body for good measure. After the explosion, all of Mars was erased and SCP-682 survived it and he laughed out loud because Popeye is dead. At least that's what he thought, we see a can of Spinach come out of nowhere and come out of a can and go into nothing as we see Popeye regrow his entire body from nothing as SCP-682 sees this and was shocked to see Popeye is alive.

SCP-682: "What!? HOW!? HOW ARE YOU ALIVE YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!!?!?!?!?"

Popeye: "I eat me spinach."*clenches his fists*"That's all I can stand and I can't stand no more!"

Popeye then dashes to 682 and punches him in the belly so hard that cracks appear on 682's body and then he explodes. Later on Earth, we see Popeye crash land onto the ground in Site-19 as we see numerous MTF soldiers, guards, and Dr. Clef surrounds Popeye as he gets up.

Dr. Clef: "Hey where's SCP-682?"

Then there are harmless geckos falling from the sky and landing on the ground as Popeye catches one in his hand as the gecko looks at him.

Popeye: *in a singing voice*"He was strong from the ghetto and now he is a gecko. I fight to the finish cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man."*blows his pipe twice*

KO

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Results

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Popeye:

+Has survived being erased from existence

+Physical stats

+Toon Force allows him to be durable enough to tank almost anything 682 throws at him

+Has actually harmed the animator who was animating him

+Can survive 682's death destroying the universe move

+Popeye can punch 682 into composite elements without Spinach

+Even if somehow 682 get a hold of Popeye's spinach, Popeye has experience taking down foes who ate his spinach

=Both have non-existent bodies

-SCP-682 can make Adaptations that can counter Popeye's toon force

SCP-682:

+Can make adaptations that can counter Toon Force

=Both have non-existent bodies

-While the SCP Foundation has a history of being aware that they're a work of fiction but no one has  made an attempt in neutralizing SCP-001(S Andrew Swann's Proposal) but failed

-682 is killable

-Needs to adapt and or eat to get close to opponents

-Too predictable

-His death affecting the universe can be canceled out

-There are times where 682's ability to affect the universe through his death doesn't work

-Is killable

-Weaker

-Project Isorropía is made to contain SCPs including SCP-682 and is paired up with The Database

>As you can see:

>The Database use their power to contain SCP-682 with the experiment log involving 682

-Popeye's Toon Force can counter 682's adaptations

-Popeye can physically the animator who is similar to SCP-001(S Andrew Swann's Proposal) meaning Popeye can takedown SCP-682 no problem

Next: Rocky Balboa vs. Little Mac

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Trivia

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Comparisons:

-Both of them are powerful forces of nature in their world

-Both of them like to pick fights

-both of them have shapeshifting abilities and impossible levels of power

-Basically the strongest beings in their worlds

Math and Chapter:

-I used the math from 682's last appearance

-I compared the sun's black eye with a real life sunspot

-I used GBE to get a good answer

-I thought cartoon logic would beat 682

-I compared Popeye's animator to SCP-001 since they made their worlds

Participated Franchises:

-SCP Foundation

-Thimble Theatre