Interlude: There are winners and losers in the whole world some people are born successful in their lives while are others are just plain old losers. Some people were chosen to be destined for celebrity fame or just selected to be in a war without meaning in a boxed canyon in a middle of nowhere like these guys.

Red Vs. Blue

Red Vs. Blue, the simulation troopers from Blood Gulch who took down Project Freelancer

The Seven

Note: I will be adding Stormfront, Soldier Boy, and Lamplighter as backup for the Seven in order to have an even number of fighters

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Red Vs. Blue

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Backstory: Project Freelancer was one of the many military projects made to fight off the Alien Covenant and their main mission is giving experimental AI to super soldiers like Carolina, South Dakota, and Maine and in order to freshen up their skills is by dumping a large group of losers in a boxed canyon in the middle of nowhere which is Blood Gulch. We have Red Team consists of Super Colonel Sarge, Dexter Grif, Richard "Dick" Simmons, Franklin Delano Donut, and Lopez the Heavy and the Blue Team Leonard L. Church, Agent Texas, Micheal J. Caboose, Sheila, and Lavernious Tucker and then there's the neutral 3rd party Frank Dufresne or Doc. They all came together on crazy adventures taking down Project Freelancer, fighting the Meta, saving Chorus from war against Charron, and even gods. Sarge got into Project Freelancer due to him developing a fear of heights, Simmons got low test scores, Grif was at an outpost and when there's an alien attack he survived by sleeping there, the Red Team made Lopez from a robot kit, Donut was sent there because he broken strict regulations for doing cheese and wine hours as for the blues Church was the Alpha Ai sent there so that no one can get to him, Tex was recruited through circumstance and is a fragment of the Ai representing failure, Tucker joined the military cause women like men in uniform and he made up being a physician only to be caught for lying and sexual harassment and was sent to Project Freelancer as well, Caboose mistook signing up for the military for an Ivy League University and ended up in Blood Gulch, Sheila used to be an Ai called Filss who assisted Project Freelancer until she was transferred into a tank to monitor the Alpha, and as for Doc he failed a medicine program in Jamaican State and then he went to Desert Gulch to be the medic of the Blues and Reds and then he went to Blood Gulch to be their medical officer only to have an AI Omega in his head and gave him a split personality named O'Malley.

Background:

-Teammates: Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Lopez, Donut, Caboose, Church, Tucker, Sheila, Tex, and Doc

-They are the most ridiculously and mind boggling impressive team

-Formed by Project Freelancer

-Sarge is the biological father of Boomstick from Death Battle

-Type of Government: Malarkey

-Vehicles: Warthog or Chupathingy

-Grif is always getting hurt

-Lopez always get reduced to a head and always speaks Spanish

-Bases: Blood Gulch, Valhalla, Chorus, Crah Site Bravo, and Iris

-When the Temple of Procreation was activated Grif and Simmons were in a storage closet during the whole thing

Weapons(Sarge):

-BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle

-Type-1 Energy Sword

-Gravity Hammer

-M6H2 Magnum

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-M45D Tactical Shotgun

Weapons(Grif):

-BR85N Service rifle

-magnum pistol

-Suppressor

-Brute Shot

-Frag Grenades

-Teleportation grenades

-Speed Boost

-Beam Rfile

-Meth Meth Shrooms

Weapons(Simmons):

-BR85N Service Rifle

-M6H2 Magnum

-Sticky Detonator

-M7/Caseless Submachine Gun

-AIE-486H Heavy Machine Gun

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-Needler

Weapons(Lopez):

-BR85N Service Rifle

-M6H2 Magnum

-Missile Pod

-M247 General Purpose Machine Gun

-Beam Rifle

-Storm Rifle

-Weather Control Device

Weapons(Donut):

-Grenades

>Frag

>Sticky

>Teleportation

-Needler

-Magnum

-BR85N Service Rifle

-Cosmic Shisno powers

Weapons(Church):

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-Magnum Pistol

-Ai possession

-Forrunner Monitor Body

>Telekinesis

>A laser beam

Weapons(Tucker):

-BR55 Heavy Barrel Service Rifle

-M7/Caseless Submachine Gun

-Sticky Detonator

-AIE-486H Heavy Machine Gun

-M6D Magnum Sidearm

-M395B Designated Marksman Rifle

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-The Great Key

-Carbine Rifle

-Meta's Armor

>Active Camouflage

>Adaptive Camouflage

>BioScan

>Domed Energy Shield

*Can stop time

*Repeat the same thing until he gets it right

*Can make an army of temporal clones

>Enhanced Motion Tracker

>Overshield

>Super Strength

>Temporal Distortion

>Voice Manipulator

Weapons(Caboose):

-Assault Rifle

>Equipped with Freckles as an AI for his auto targeting system

>When he pulls the trigger it's like a noisemaker

-Sheila the Tank

>Has all the weapons of the Scorpion Tank

-MJOLNIR Powered Assault MK V Helmet

Weapons(Tex):

-BR55 Battle Rifle

-2x M7/Caseless SMG

-M6G Magnum

>Normal ammunition

>Sticky paint

-Ai Possession

-Machine Gun

-Grenades:

>Frag

>Sticky

>Spike

-A.I Omega

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-SRS99C-S2 AMB Sniper Rifle

-Armor Enhancements

>Strength Boost

>Active Camouflaged

Weapons(Doc):

-M41 Surface-to-Surface Rocket Medium Anti-Vehicle/Assault Weapon

-Medical Scanner

-Ghost

-Cosmic Shisno Powers

Feats(Strength and Durability):

-Tanked a 50 Megaton Bomb

-Tex fought Carolina on some occasions

-Took down numerous Mercs and Freelancers

-Caboose was unfazed 10x normal Earth Gravity

-Caboose held up Andy the Bomb for extended periods of time

-Caboose is the strongest out of the group

-Grif tanked gunfire, tank shells, and getting hit the balls by Tex

-Donut tanked a sticky grenade to the face

-Tex flipped Shelia over

-Tex threw a large crate without the use of a Strength Boost

-Sarge got out of an explosion of a warthog without a scratch

-Caboose survived a fall from 227 feet onto his head

-Doc tanked trip mines

-Doc was punched by The Meta so hard that he was embedded into a wall

-Survived an explosion that broke him out of a wall

Feats(Speed):

-Caboose and Lopez outran tanks and warthogs

-Simmons changed his Mjolnir armor in 4 seconds which according to Death Battle makes him 90x faster than a super soldier

-Tucker jumped onto a Wasp while it was moving

-Tucker hit a warthog while it was at full speed

-Tex can scale to other freelancers

-Sarge dodged a Railgun

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Caboose's Full Strength and Robot Kit Scaling

>I am gonna figure out Caboose's full strength

>Tex wasn't able to lift Andy the Bomb even with the Strength Boost enhancement with her at the time and Caboose himself was able to lift him up though he had some strain while carrying him so he has to be at his limit in that situation

>According to this: https://web.archive.org/web/20170120204352/http://www.narutoforums.com/xfa-blog-entry/red-vs-blue-revelation-dont-mess-with-texas.21984/

>Tex was able to lift up 80 tons without the Strength Boost

>So we can combine the 8x multiplier from the strength boost and Caboose's ability to overpower 100 Tex Clones which is a 100x multiplier and the 10x gravity feat from the Chorus Trilogy

>80.42 x 8 x 100 x 10 = 643,360 tons

>We can also apply this to his Durability as well

>50 x 8 x 100 x 10 = 400,000 megatons or 400 gigatons(Large Island Level)

>Tex can only survive 400 megatons(Mountain level) and since Wash stated that the Robot Kits are in case that the Alpha loses a body so the process would be similar to Beta aka Tex, meaning that Lopez and Church can scale to Tex without her strength boost

>The rest of the group are able to move around half ton suits of Mjolnir armor

>Plus Tucker can scale to The Meta since he has his armor and his enhancements

>50 x 800 = 40,000 megatons or 40 Gigatons(Island Level)

>80.42 x 800 = 64336 tons

-Magnum attack power

>According to this: https://web.archive.org/web/20170519151456/http://forums.hero-academia.com/xfa-blog-entry/red-vs-blue-season-9-wyoming-and-maine-are-sore-losers.22057/

>The Destructive Power is 3444000 joules or 0.0008 tons and the Piercing Power is 13.1 tons combing both results the Magnum can unleash the force of 13.101 tons(City Block Level)

>Since they have the same weapons from Halo, they would be around Street to Multi-City Block level

-Donut being crushed by a Pelican

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>He survived 0.00304949896 tons

-Caboose surviving a fall from space

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>Caboose withstood 1280.10273781 Kilojoules of force, with the multipliers he can withstand 2.45 tons(Large Building Level)

-Insurrection scaling

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/a_ton_of_RvB_calcs#Insurrectionist_survives_a_MAC_Round

>The Insurrectionist survived 0.9446098655 tons of force

>With the multipliers, Caboose would exert a force strong enough to surpass the durability with a force of 15114 tons or 15 Kilotons(Town Level)

>As for Tex she can exert the force of 15 tons(City Block level) and Lopez 2 tons of force due to Robot Kit scaling(Large Building level)

Final Verdict:

High Tier: Caboose(Large Island Level in durability),(Town Level in attack power),(Street Level to Building Level with weapons)

Mid Tier: Tex, Lopez, Tucker, Donut, Doc, and Church(City to Mountain Level in durability), (Large Building to Town Level in attack power), (Street to City Block Level with weapons)

Low Tier: Sarge, Simmons, Griff, Sheila(Large Building to City Level in durability), (Building to Large Building level in attack power), (Street to City Block Level with weapons)

Stats(Speed):

-Ai Perception

>AIs like Epsilon perceive things much slower than anyone

>According to this: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:AbaddonTheDisappointment/RvB_Speed_Calcs#Epsilon_speed

>Epsilon's perception is 0.00004768849 seconds or High Hypersonic+

>Lopez, Church, Tex, and Tucker with the Meta's Suit with Alpha in it should scale to Epsilon's perception of time

-Warthogs, Scorpions, Wasps, oh my

>Warthog: 78 mph

>Scorpion: 45 mph

>Wasp: 310 mph

>This puts them between Superhuman to Subsonic in running speed

-Carolina speed scaling

>She dodged a sniper rifle round moving at around 1530 m/s or Mach 4.5(Hypersonic)

>Carolina with the Speed Boost was able to keep up with Tex's motorcycle which is Subsonic

-Other Speed feats

>Simmons dodging bullets: Subsonic

>Carolina dodging Shotgun blasts: Supersonic

>Scaling to Felix who dodged bullets at point blank range: Subsonic+ to Supersonic

Final Verdict: running speed is Superhuman to Subsonic, Supersonic to High Hypersonic+

Weaknesses:

-Most of them can be killed by an EMP

-Caboose is an idiot

-Doc is a pacifist

-Grif will forget the ammo

-They're all idiots

-Church can't aim well

-Tex can't allow her to succeed in most things

-Lopez can't do much when he's a head

-Grif is so lazy

-Simmons gets nervous around girls with the exception of Tex, Grif's sister, and Carolina

-Caboose's team killing

-And many more

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The Seven

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Backstory: Translucent, Homelander, Queen Maeve, A-Train, The Deep, Black Noir, and Starlight together they form a team of Earth's mightiest heroes known as The Seven brought to you by Vought International and making his comeback from retirement with the power of the sun at the palms of his hands it's none other than Lamplighter alongside the internet sensation taking literally by storm it's the one and only Stormfront and finally the former leader of Payback and making his return back from a deep sleep it's the poster boy of America, the slayer of nazis, and the one man who has the might and grit to fight for the Stars and Stripes of our flag in WW2 it's Soldier Boy!

Okay corporate advertisement aside, let's go over the backstories of each teammate. Soldier Boy grew up in a rich family who doesn't really pay attention to him which explains why he hogs the spotlight from everyone else in his team, he then head to boarding school flunk that and then join Vought to become a Superhero known as Soldier Boy. Stormfront was the wife of the founder of Vought, the first superhero, and is secretly a racist bent on destroying all other races except white people. Lamplighter was a prodigy after burning down his house by accident he became a hero to make his father proud. Homelander was the child created from the genetics of Soldier Boy brainwashed and manipulated to become Vought's perfect superhero. Black Noir was a member of the team known as Payback and he betrayed his leader Soldier Boy and end up being brain damaged and unable to speak. Starlight is the rookie of the team and the bright light of the veterans of the team until she realize the saying never meet your heroes was actually true,  her mother lied to her about being blessed with powers by God but instead was injected with Compound V. A-Train is the fastest man around with his brother Nathan as his coach but age has been slowing him down so he resorted to use Compound V to boost his speed which is detrimental to his health. The Deep can talk to fish and breathe under water and powers like that doesn't give him any respect from other members of the Seven especially Starlight since he sexually harassed her which lead to him getting the boot off of the team and sometime later he got back on the team. Queen Maeve is a veteran of the team and she been on Homelander's side and she had a life outside the team with a girlfriend named Elena and she used to stand as the symbol of female empowerment until Vought changed her ways and she became a super-alcoholic. Translucent is the invisible man and has been the unseen hero of the team with his invisible body and bulletproof skin he's a great teammate to have until het got blown to bits by a butt bomb thanks to The Boys.

Background:

-Teammates: Translucent, Homelander, Queen Maeve, A-Train, The Deep, Black Noir, and Starlight

-Auxiliary Teammates: Soldier Boy, Stormfront, and Lamplighter

-Homelander has been on Battle Match before and lost

-Black Noir sees cartoon characters

-Queen Maeve and Starlight are the only good people in the group

-A-Train and The Deep were given the boot out of the team and then they got back on the team for reasons

-Dollar Store version of the Justice League

-May or may not have new members of the 7 in Season 4

-Homelander is a big baby

Powers(Homelander):

-Superhuman Strength

-Superhuman Durability

-Superhuman Speed

-Superhuman Stamina

-Superhuman Hearing

-Superhuman Smell

-Heat Vision

-X-Ray Vision

-Telescopic Vision

-Microscopic Vision

-Flight

-Superhuman Voice

Powers(Translucent):

-Superhuman Physique

-Bulletproof Skin

-Enhanced Vision

-Invisibility

Powers(Stormfront):

-Superhuman Physique

-Electricity Manipulation

>Flight

>Telekinesis

-Healing Factor

-Longevity

Powers and abilities(Black Noir):

-Superhuman Physique

-Healing Factor

-Superhuman Senses and Reflexes

-Pain Suppression

-Martial Arts skils

-Knife Mastery

-Stealth

-Longevity

Powers and abilities(Queen Maeve):

-Superhuman Physique 

-Martial arts skill

-Marksmanship

Powers(The Deep):

-Superhuman Physique

-Amphibious Anatomy 

-Aquatic Telepathy

Powers and Abilities(Starlight):

-Superhuman Physique

-Electrical absorption 

-Energy Beams

-Martial Arts Skills

Powers(A-Train):

-Superhuman Physique

-Healing Factor

-Superhuman stamina

-Superhuman Metabolism

-Superhuman perception

Powers(Lamplighter):

-Superhuman Physique

-Pyrokinesis

-Fire enhancement

-Healing factor

Powers and Abilities(Soldier Boy):

-Superhuman physique

-Healing Factor

-Psychic immunity

-Toxin immunity

-Radiation Immunity

-Longevity

-Super Chest Laser

>Radiation based attack

>Can deposed Supes

>Can blow up buildings

Equipment:

-A-Train

>Vials of Compound V

*boosts his abilities 

-Soldier Boy

>Shield

>Combat Knife

>M1911 Pistol

>M1 Submachine Gun

-Black Noir

>Twin Combat Knives

>Throwing Knives

>Folding Knives

>Gas Grenades

>Tactical Armor

-Lamplighter

>Lighter

>Lamp Staff

Feats(Strength and Durability):

Homelander:

-Stronger than any Supe(Queen Maeve, A-Train, Black Noir, Stormfront, Ryan, Starlight, Lamplighter, and more)

-Downed an Airplane with a football

-Threw a baseball from New York to Boston

-Threw a baseball into orbit

-Discombobulated Blindspot

-Survived a pointblank explosion of a chemical plant

-Threw a man into the air so high that he destroyed a car

-Survived Madelyn's bomb vest

-Implied he can lift a 747 plane if he was standing on a solid surface

-Was stated that there isn't a weapon on Earth they haven't thrown at him and they all failed

Queen Maeve:

-Tanked a crash from an armored car

-Caught a bus full of people and have her arm broken afterwards

-Drew blood from Stormfront and Homelander

-Restrained Black Noir

-Homelander admitted that she is the second strongest Supe around

-Tanked hits from Homelander

-Tanked Soldier Boy's Radiation blast pointblank and the subsequent fall

Stormfront:

-Destroyed most of an apartment complex

-Rip through concrete walls

-Overpowered the Female and Starlight

-Tanked heat vision from Homelander and Ryan

-Stagger Homelander

-Capable of flinging anything lighter than a 747 out of her path

Starlight:

-Can lift things 32x her weight

-Knock Black Noir around with her beams

-Partially lifted a 2000 Buick LeSabre and held it with one hand

-Comparable to The Female

-Blasted a 6-inch thick metal door meant to contain other supes off its hinges

-Fought A-Train to a stand still

-Punch brick walls as a workout

-Tanked shots from a Serbu BFG-50A

A-Train:

-Killed Robin Ward with his body

-Broke a concrete road block in half just by running 

-Slammed Kimiko into a wall

-Took down Starlight in a weakened state

-Comparable to Kimiko

-Pulled 4 train cars behind his back

-Killed Blue Hawk

Black Noir:

-Tanked an explosion from Naqib and killed him afterward

-Scales to Starlight, Stormfront, A-Train, and Queen Maeve

-Beat Kimiko to near death

-Broke a woman's neck

-Broke through pillars

-Tanked the chemical plant explosion

Translucent:

-Harden Skin makes him stronger than the average man

-Superior to The Deep

-Survived getting ran over by a car

-Tanked a bullet made from the same material as his skin

The Deep:

-Took out criminals in 4 hits with minimal effort

-Can summon any sea animal in his aid

-Stated to survive 2 miles under the ocean

-Has been in the Mariana Trench before

Lamplighter:

-Burned his house down as a child

-Create fire powerful enough to burn people into ash

-Destroyed a metal door with just a small lighter

Soldier Boy:

-Wrecked Black Noir

-Bruised Homelander

-Overpowered all members of Payback

-His shield is so heavy that only he can lift it up while normal humans can't lift it

-Able to lift and throw a life sized car

-Tanked optic blasts from Homelander, Butcher, and Ryan

-Radiation in his body is similar to that of a nuclear reactor

Feats(Speed): 

Homelander:

-Faster than Passenger Jets and F-16s

-Should be faster than A-Train and Shockwave

-Flew at high speeds looking for Translucent

-Broke the sound barrier as a child

-Saved Billy Butcher and a baby from the explosion from Madelyn's bomb vest

-Flew from the US to Syria 

Stromfront:

-Her attacks should be similar to lightning

-Scales to Queen Maeve, Kimiko, and Starlight

Queen Maeve:

-Can run on walls

-Kept up with Homelander and Stormfront

A-Train:

-Top running speed is 371 m/s

-Can move so fast that a camera needs to capture him at 5000 frames/second

-Outsped a bullet as a child

-Obliterated Robin Ward with his body and speed

-Perceived Starlight's beams as slow while in a weakened state while under the influence of Compound V

-Can cover New York in 3 hours

-Used to run at speeds of 1000 mph

Lamplighter, The Deep, Translucent:

-faster than the average man

-The Deep can summon the fastest sea animals

Soldier Boy:

-Kept up with Homelander

-Reacted to Starlight's beams

Black Noir:

-Dodged Homelander's Heat Vision

-Stated to be faster than a car

Starlight:

-Her beams are made out of plasma that emit light

-Land hits on Black Noir and Stormfront

-Somewhat scales to Soldier Boy

Stats(Strength and Durability):

-Naqib Scaling

>Pickup truck length = 4.88 m (61 px)

>Explosion Diameter = 21.52 m (269 px)

>Explosion Radius = 10.76 m

>W = R^3*((27136*P+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2

>W is yield in tons of tnt, R is radius in meters, and P is pressure of the shockwave in bars, the standard overpressure is 20 psi or 1.37895 bars.

>10.76^3*((27136*1.37895+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2 ih= 0.10 Tons of TNT (Small Building level)

>Work Cited: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheRustyOne/The_Boys:_Shockwaves

-Supe Scaling

>Starlight

>Starlight can punch hard enough to break bricks with 675 pounds or 918 Joules(Street Level) as a workout

>She held up a 2000 Buick LeSabre from the back end with one hand, which is 2 tons

>Tanking a shockwave

Van length = 4.55(156 px)

Shockwave Radius = 35.2333333333 m (1208 px)

Volume= 183210.26676079 m^3

This expanded in a half sphere so I need to cut the volume in half.

Volume = 183210.26676079/2 = 91605.1333804 m^3

Density of Air = 1.225 kg/m^3

Weight = 91605.1333804 x 1.225 = 112216.288391 kg

The shockwave traveled that distance in 36 frames, the video runs at 30 fps.

Timeframe = 36/30 = 1.2 seconds

Speed = 35.2333333333/1.2 = 29.3611111111 seconds

Kinetic Energy = 0.5x112216.288391x29.3611111111^2 = 48369419.7486 Joules, 0.01 Tons of TNT (Small Building level)

>Kimiko

>For Kimiko she was strong enough to break A-Train's leg and Black Noir was able to beat her up to the point where she looks like she's dead that means Black Noir is stronger and tougher than A Train and his durability feat was killing Robin by accident in a amped state which is 437874 joules or 438 Kilojoules which is Wall Level and if we use a 2x multiplier for them, that would be 876 Kilojoules which is still wall level

>Queen Maeve

>Queen Maeve was able to cut through an armored truck with just her body which is 6379419 joules or 0.002 tons. Why am I scaling Noir to Maeve when they never fought cause she used his nut allergy to her advantage cause to her it's easier to take him down that way and since Black Noir can scale to Queen Maeve, Kimiko, Starlight, A-Train, and Stormfront which is a 5x multiplier which is .01 tons(Small Building Level)

-Surviving a chemical plant exploding in his face

>Dark Carioca suggested the use of a smokestack for reference while pixel scaling, as it would be more accurate, so here we go. We will be using the same pixel scaling for Homelander's arm as a distance from the blast, but everything else is different.

>The average smoke stack is 275 meters tall. Here we have our smokestack and the explosion:

>The smoke stack is 11/16ths of an inch or 66 pixels. Plugging these numbers into the angsize version, 275 * 273/[66*2*tan(70deg/2)] = 812.259179 meters. The explosion is 10/16ths of an inch or 60 pixels. Now we're using the size equation, but now with 60 pixels (The explosion's size) instead of 66.

>275 * 273/[66*2*tan(70deg/2)] = 812.259179 meters. The explosion covers about the whole screen, so we'll use this as our blast radius as well.

>Using the explosive yeild equation, 812.259179^3*((27136*1.37895+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2 = 43069.457229 tons of tnt.

>Then we use I = P/A, or I = 43069.457229 / (4π((0.87354731707 )^2)).

>This means I = 4491.45100244 tons of tnt. Then we take 4491.45100244 and multiply it by 0.68 (The average Crossectional Area of a human) to get 3054.18668166 tons of tnt or 3.054 kilotons of tnt or 3.1 Kilotons(Small Town Level)

>And Black Noir was there to survive the blast alongside Homelander

-Black Noir was able to casually snap a person's neck which would require 1000 ibs of force or 1.4 kilojoules

https://youtu.be/tM1qnJEWUsY

>Black Noir:

>Pickup truck length = 4.88 m (61 px)

>Explosion Diameter = 21.52 m (269 px)

>Explosion Radius = 10.76 m

>W = R^3*((27136*P+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2

>W is yield in tons of tnt, R is radius in meters, and P is pressure of the shockwave in bars, the standard overpressure is 20 psi or 1.37895 bars.

>10.76^3*((27136*1.37895+8649)^(1/2)/13568-93/13568)^2 = 0.10 Tons of TNT (Small Building level)

>Work Cited: https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheRustyOne/The_Boys:_Shockwaves

Van length = 4.55(156 px)

Shockwave Radius = 35.2333333333 m (1208 px)

Volume= 183210.26676079 m^3

This expanded in a half sphere so I need to cut the volume in half.

Volume = 183210.26676079/2 = 91605.1333804 m^3

Density of Air = 1.225 kg/m^3

Weight = 91605.1333804 x 1.225 = 112216.288391 kg

The shockwave traveled that distance in 36 frames, the video runs at 30 fps.

Timeframe = 36/30 = 1.2 seconds

Speed = 35.2333333333/1.2 = 29.3611111111 seconds

Kinetic Energy = 0.5x112216.288391x29.3611111111^2 = 48369419.7486 Joules, 0.01 Tons of TNT (Small Building level)

>Queen Maeve: 6379419 joules or 6379.419 Kilojoules

>A-Train: 437874 joules or 437.874 Kilojoules

>The Deep: 917567 joules or 917.567 kilojoules

>Black Noir: 418400000 joules or 418400 kilojoules

>Starlight: 41840000 joules or 41840 Kilojoules

>I added all the results and came up with 467974860 joules or 0.112 tons(Building Level)

-747 plane weight: 220.1 tons(Multi-City Block)

-Destroying a car by chucking a guy into the air requires 3000 Newtons or 674.43 pounds

-A-Train and Shockwave broke concrete roadblocks at the same time which is 175 lbs or combine both of them, 350 ibs of force

-A-Train can pull four train cars which is 67 tons for just one of them, 4 of them makes 268 tons(Multi-City Block Level)

-Madelyn's Statement: There isn't a weapon on Earth they haven't thrown at him, they all failed. If this state includes nuclear bombs that means he can tank Tsar Bomba which is 58 megatons, but since he's a murderous psychopath who can explode at any moment so the OG design for Tsar Bomba would be usable which means it's 101.5 megatons(Mountain Level)

-Soldier Boy's Shield weight

>Since the coloring on his shield reveals that it's not made out of gold and it's too heavy for a normal human to lift it could be made out of Osmium the heaviest metal on Earth.

>Osmium can weigh 0.82 pounds per cubic inch.

>I looked all over the internet and I found this: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/comments/vjupfl/how_much_does_it_weigh/

>One guy said that it's 2120.58 cubic inches

>2120.58 x .82 = 1738.8756 pounds or 1 ton

>With both arms he can lift up 2 tons

>The strongest man on Earth can lift up 6,270 lbs or 3.135 tons but Soldier Boy can lift his shield up no problem meaning his full strength is higher

Final Verdict:

High Tier: Homelander, Soldier Boy, Stormfront, Queen Maeve (Town to Mountain Level)

Mid Tier: Black Noir, A-Train, Starlight (Wall to Town Level)

Low Tier: The Deep, Translucent, and Lamplighter(Street to wall level)

Stats(Speed):

-He was traveling at Mach 1.5 looking for Translucent (Supersonic)

-Escaped an explosion with a baby and Butcher, Mach 5 (Hypersonic)

-Is faster than A-Train who can move up to 1000 mph or mach 1.3 (Supersonic)

-Faster than A-Train and Shockwave = 1595 MPH = Mach 2.1 (Supersonic)

-Faster than a passenger jet and a F-16 = 1920 Mph or Mach 2.5

-Went from USA to Syria in a short time span(estimated 5 minutes) = 80124 MPH = Mach 105.2(Massively Hypersonic)

-A-Train on the V can move at speeds of 371 m/s or Mach 1.1(Supersonic)

-It's been stated that Black Noir is faster than a car, the fastest car in the world can go at speeds of 763 mph(Transonic)

-Dodging Homelander's laser eyes

https://youtu.be/X8mmy0D-KcM

>Speed of lasers are 299,792,458 metres per second or 670,616,629.4 MPH which is 1.000025x the speed of light and he can react to the lasers before they were fired

-Attack speed of Starlight's energy beams and Stormfront's lightning

>According to Death Battle, Starlight's energy beams are described as plasma emitting light if that's the case then that means her beams move at speeds of: 670,616,629.3844 MPH or 1.000025x the speed of light 

>Stormfront's attack speed should be similar to lightning since it's in her name and she can shoot lightning so that means she can attack at speeds of 62137.119 mph or Mach 81.6(High Hypersonic+)

Final Verdict: Superhuman to FTL speeds in running, combat, attack, flight speeds

Weaknesses:

-Some of their energy based powers need to charge up

-They're more like celebrities than heroes

-Compound V is harmful to A-Train's health

-The Deep isn't bullet proof

-Soldier Boy has PTSD and can cause him to lose control of his powers

-Team work issues

-Big egos

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Battle

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Here we see a news report about The Seven at Blood Gulch and we see the reporter covering the story.

Reporter: "Our great heroes The Seven are going after the treacherous Reds and Blues in their hideout in Blood Gulch when their teammate Caboose killed off a lot of Vought's superheroes. We will take you to the site now."

We then see the camera cut to The Seven talking to Red vs. Blue in the middle of the canyon.

Church: "For the last time we didn't do it!"

Homelander: "Likely story."

Caboose: "I don't remember doing that."

Tucker: "You have a terrible memory Caboose."

A-Train: "Do you guys do anything around here?"

Simmons: "All we do is stand around and talk."

Homelander: "Alright we tried diplomacy, now time for action."*eyes glow red*"Violent action."

Grif: "That's not good."

We then see Lamplighter unleash a powerful stream of fire at the Reds and Blues as they all take cover. We Tex uses her active camouflage as Homelander hears her footsteps and uses his heat vision to knock her down and she returns to her original colors.

Church: "Tex!"

Meanwhile with the Reds.

Sarge: "All of the standard issue armors come with a voice amplifier right?"

Simmons: "Yeah so?"

Sarge: "Homelander has really sensitive ears, so if we modify the voice amplifier to increase the volume past 11. That would immediately stun him and make him go deaf for some time. Giving us time to kick some ass!"

Simmons: "That is an excellent plan sir."

Sarge: "Get to modifying Simmons."

Meanwhile, we see Church try to shoot Lamplighter as he keeps missing him.

Church: "God dammit what is wrong with this rifle!?"

Church then fired a bullet and then it ricochets off some rocks as Church and the blues see it as we then see Lamplighter get shot in the head and it killed him.

Church: "Holy shit I got him! That was badass!"

The Deep: "Lamplighter! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Grif: "Why are you complaining? You'll see him again later."

Simmons: "He got shot in the head Grif and he's dead."

Grif: "Happened before."

Sarge: "Simmons, how's the weapon coming along?"

Simmons: "Lock and load sir, I modified Donut's voice amplifier to make Homelander go deaf."

Sarge: "Donut, initiate attack plan 13."

Donut: "I'm on it sir."

Donut then shot Grif in the foot.

Girf: "OW! Why the foot!?"

Sarge: "Donut I said plan 13."

Donut: "Where am I gonna get a wrecking ball?"

Simmons: "Just scream into the megaphone you idiot!"

Donut: "I know that."

Donut then starts screaming as it hurts Homelander's ears as the rest of the Seven sees it happening.

Sarge: "Well done Simmons."

Simmons: "I set the amplifier to a frequency only Homelander can hear."

We then see Tex get up and regroup with the Reds and Blues as the Seven sees them.

Church: "End of the line, Seven."

Stormfront: "You dirty jew, for the first time ever you're right. Today is a good day for you to die! Take them out!"

We then see the Seven attacking the Reds and Blues and we see Tex and fighting off Queen Maeve, Church fighting Stormfront, and Caboose jumping behind a rock. We then see Sarge fighting Starlight as we see Grif charging at Starlight with the Bruteshot and he uses it like melee weapon and she dodges the blade attacks and then she disarm Grif and she punched Grif in the balls and threw him to the side as we see Lopez pointing his rifle at Sarge and Starlight trying to get a lock as we see The Deep coming at him.

The Deep: "Not so fast you hispanic junkpile!"

The Deep then attack Lopez as we see Lope trip Translucent as we see 3 sticky grenades thrown at him by Donut and we see Translusent get blown up into a million pieces.

Donut: "Yeah, who wants some of this Big D!?"

Tucker: "Bow chicka bow wow! No judging."

We then see Church get launched into the air by Stormfront and then she flies to him and she is about to kill Church as Tucker attacks her from behind with his sword.

Tucker: "Not today, nazi bitch!"

Stormfront dodges and then tries shooting electricity at Tucker but he manages to dodge it and then he pushes her back. Tex then sees that Homelander is no longer stunned and she sees The Deep fighting Lopez and she runs to him as we see Starlight fighting Sarge.

Sarge: *while fighting*"I wouldn't hurt a lady."*gets a beating from Starlight and caught her fist*"Good thing you're no lady!"

Starlight then beats up Sarge and then launches him to a distance with her energy beams by gathering energy from Simmons' cybernetics and Church's body.

Simmons: "Oof, I feel weird."

Church: "Yeah, me too."

A-Train: "Hey!"*trips and fall to the ground and sees that his shoe laces were tied together*"Who tied my shoelaces together man!?"

Tucker: "Nice one Caboose!"

Caboose: *'sneaking' around Tucker**whispering*"I am sneaky, you can't see me cause I am so sneaky."

We then see Black Noir attack Tucker and we see The Deep and Tex fighting and we see Soldier Boy fighting Lopez.

Lopez: *while fighting**in spanish*"Idiot! No one can beat me while I am Lopez the Heavy!"

We then see Soldier Boy knock Lopez's head off and we see it land onto the ground next to Grif.

Lopez: *in spanish*"I JUST GOT THIS BODY FIXED LAST WEEK!!!!"

We then see Black Noir block Tucker's sword swing and we see Tucker deactivate his sword and turn it one to have it stab Black Noir.

Tucker: *pulls out the sword from Black Noir*"Stab!"

Black Noir then pull out a sign like Wily Coyote that says: Son of a Bitch and Tucker then sliced Noir's head off as we see Tex beat up The Deep and she sees that Homelander was looking at her and he was about to fire his heat vision and she punched The Deep in the nuts and threw him in front of Homelander as he then fired his heat vision and sliced The Deep in half. We then see Grif tackle Starlight and then they fight each other and she kicks him in the nuts again and we see Starlight send him back with an energy beam and then we see Tex fight off Starlight and she struggles to defend herself against her as we see Starlight get her neck snapped by Tex. We then see Stormfront grab Church by the neck and pick him up.

Stormfront: "You're gonna have a nap! A dirt nap!"

Caboose: "No! Don't hurt Church!"

Stormfront: "Say goodbye to your Jewish moron!"

Tex: "Church!"

We then see Caboose go into Sheila as Stormfront charges up her power as we see Shiela fire a round at Stormfront and launch her to the side as Church gets up and sees Caboose and Sheila.

Caboose: "Yes! I saved Church and I didn't kill him!"

We then see Soldier Boy and Stormfront making a retreat as we see Homelander unleash a powerful blast of heat vision at the reds and blues as we see everyone take cover. Homelander then flies to the Reds and Blues and he looks at Grif.

Simmons: "Oh no Grif!"

Church: "Caboose!"

Caboose: "Hello."

Church: "The guy with the Us flag for a cape is on our team, you should give him a hug. Hug him as hard as you can."

Caboose: "Hug time!"

We then see Caboose hug Homelander from behind and then starts hugging Homelander as tightly as possible until the bones of his body break and pierced through his body and kills him as A-Train, Stormfront, Queen Maeve, and Soldier Boy saw it.

A-Train: "Holy shit!"

Caboose: "Not my fault! Tucker did it!"

Tucker: "Dude you're literally holding the body right now!"

A-Train: "That guy was a national treasure, you bastard!"*injects himself with Compound V*"Die!"

A-Train then charges full speed as we see Tex was invisible and A-Train crashes into her and kills him in the process as his body parts were on the battlefield. Stromfront then shot lightning at Tex and she dodged it and the lightning hit the teleporter at Red Base.

Simmons: "The teleporter! It's going to overload!"

Lope: *in spanish*"AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY EXPECT ME TO FIX IT!!!!!"

We then see that everyone was teleported to the crashed ship of Mother of Invention where they fought and defeated The Meta. We then see Queen Maeve get up as we see the Reds shooting their weapons at Queen Maeve and she takes the gunfire as we see Tucker put on the Meta's armor and we see Church goes into the armor and appear in a holographic form.

Tucker: "Time to kill this bitch!"

Church: "Hitler's dead and so will you!"

We then see Tucker charge at Stormfront and she struggle to fight Tucker due to fighting skill and freelancer training and then we see Tucker snap her neck and throw her body to the side. We see the Reds getting their ass handed to them by Queen Maeve as we see O'Mally hit her in the face with a rocket launcher.

Doc: *as O'Mally*"Oops, sorry I'm the original bad boy around here. Muhahaha!"

We then see Doc shot Queen Maeve and launch her into the air and then we see Caboose get angry and then picks up Queen Maeve with both hands.

Caboose: "My name is Michael J. Caboose and I hate babies!"

We then see Caboose tear Queen Maeve in half as the Reds and Blues turn to Soldier Boy and they all attack at once. Soldier Boy kicked Tucker down and then threw him at the Blue Team as we see Grif grab him behind like he's wrestling a bear.

Grif: "It's like wrestling a bigger bear!"

We then see Soldier Boy break free and he tries to use his super laser as we see Tucker punch him in the face as we see him being launched to the side as we see the Reds see a Warthog.

Sarge: "Come on men, into the chupathingy!"

We then see Sarge, Grif and Simmons get into the jeep and start driving into Soldier Boy.

Grif: "How's the bumper taste asshole!?"

The Reds see Soldier Boy getting up and he gets onto the jeep and he stops it at its tracks and tosses it to the side as the Reds hang onto dear life as it then falls to pieces by the cliff over the ocean. We see the Reds get up and Sarge comes up with a plan and grabs his shotgun and fires it at Soldier Boy as he turns to Sarge.

Sarge: "Over here you son of a bitch!"

We then see Soldier Boy walking to Sarge as Sarge walks to him while firing his shotgun at Soldier Boy as Soldier Boy then disarms Sarge and grabs him by the neck.

Sarge: "Hey Grif! I lost my shotgun! What am I going to do without my shotgun!? Shotgun dammit!"

Grif: "Oh right!"

Sarge: *puts a hook on Soldier Boy*"Hey Soldier Boy, let's settle a bet would ya?"*points to the warthog*"Does that thing look like a big cat to ya?"

Soldier Boy sees Grif and Simmons pushing the warthog off the cliff and he sees that he's attached to it by the hook and he turns to Sarge as he was pulled away by the warthog as he then fell into the ocean with the jeep as he then drowned and died. Back to the Reds and Blues as the teleporter malfunctioned again and brought them back to Blood Gulch as everyone watching saw that their favorite heroes are dead and The Boys were the ones who set up the whole thing as we see Billy Butcher turn the tv off.

KO

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Results

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Red vs. Blue:

+Strength

+Teamwork

+Training

+Arsenal

+Have outsmarted people way older than Black Noir, Soldier Boy, or Stormfront combined

+They fought people with powers like the Freelancers, Gods, Locus, Felix, and The Meta

+Church, Omega, and Tex can possess Homelander and end the fight quickly

+Tucker can use the Temporal Distortion to bypass their reactions

+A-Train's body slam attack is useless against the tougher members of RVB

+Red Team can come up with plans to overpower and kill most of the Supes

+Black Noir lost to The Meta so he would lose to Tucker in the Meta's armor

-Most members don't have super powers

-Experience

-Speed

The Seven:

+Powers

+Experience

+Speed

+Starlight's powers can disrupt their electronics

-The Majority of the Supes will get killed by the more heavy hitters of RVB

-Strength

-Teamwork

-Stormfront's racist mentally can get her killed when facing people like Lopez and Tucker

-Freelancer training is much more intense than any of the training The Seven went through

-Stormfront doesn't have much in terms of hand to hand combat

-Arsenal

-Even Homelander can't keep up with Caboose

-Black Noir lost to The Meta so he would lose to Tucker in the Meta's armor

-Temporal Distortion can bypass their reactions

-A-Train's body slam attack isn't strong enough against foes like Tex

Next: Winter Soldier(MCU) vs. Chef Hatchet

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Trivia

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Comparisons:

-Both teams were created by corrupt organizations which is Project Freelancer and Vought

-Both of them faced super powered beings 

-Both of them are heroes

-Both of them are idiots

-Both of them are involved with the military to some degree

Math and Chapter:

-I had this fight played a lot in my head and I had to make it happen

-I used math from previous chapters

-I just watched Homelander killed Black Noir and well he should've let him fight Soldier Boy

-I just want to see Homelander and Soldier Boy die

-Since the Reds and Blues fought guys with powers, they would feel right at home fighting The Seven

Participated Franchises:

-Red vs. Blue

-The Boys