A/n - I'm playing around without actually writing. Disclaimer: None of these are mine. I'm just messing around with this generator. I'll put the link at the end of this chapter!
I know you guys might've seen these 1000 times but that's not stopping me, IS IT?
Lui : I'm not doing to well.
Shu: What's wrong?
Lui : I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Free enters the room*
Lui : There it is again.
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Lui : Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Free's birthday invitations.
Shu: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Lui : "Free's birthday".
Shu: So, what do they say instead?
Lui : "Free's bi".
Shu:
Shu: Works out either way.
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Lui : Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Shu: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Free: I ate it too-
Shu: See?
Free:: -On purpose...
Lui & Shu: ...What?
(Legit something Free would do ngl)
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Free: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Shu: Did Lui say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Free: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
(Currently very into this interesting dynamic between Lui and Free. They'd be a cute couple ;-;)
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Shu: Free annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Lui : There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Shu: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.
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Free: I know you love them.
Shu: I am not in love with Lui !
Free, staring at Shu: I never said who...
Shu: *realizes*
Shu: Shit. Well, anyways-
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Shu: Free won't wake up, what do I do?
Lui : Did you try kicking them?
Shu: Yes.
Lui : I'm out of ideas.
(THIS ONE'S GOLD)
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Free: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Shu: The car takes a screenshot.
Lui: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Shu: What are you writing?
Lui : The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Free, looking over Lui 's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
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Shu: Hey, Lui you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Lui : Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Shu: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Free: That is the worst response to that question.
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Lui : Free-
Free: *sighs* Shu used to call me Free...
Lui : ...Because it's your fucking name
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Shu: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Lui : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Shu: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Lui : Is it working?
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Shu: So, are you two dating now?
Lui & Free: Yes.
Shu: Why?
Lui : I happen to find Free very appealing.
Shu: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Free.
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Free: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Lui periodically send me texts saying 'we need to talk.'
Free: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going
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Lui & Free: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Lui: We need an adult!
Free: Lui, you are an adult!
Lui: We need an adultier adult! Get Shu!
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Free: I told Shu their ears flush when they lie.
Lui: Why?
Free: Look.
Free: Hey Shu! Do you love us?
Shu, covering their ears: No.
Lui:
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Free: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Shu: I'm a knife.
Lui, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Free: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Shu: You're a hazard to society
Lui: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Free & Lui:*Playing video games*
Shu: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Free: *silence*
Lui: *silence*
Shu, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Free & Lui in shame: Yeah...
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*Free and Shu looking at a locked gate into a park*
Free: Aw. :(
Shu: You know what they say.
Free: Please don't-
Shu: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Free: Frick-
(I like wild Shu ngl and I should stop but ONE MORE I SWEAR)
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Free: This bloodline ends with me.
Lui: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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Shu: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Free:
Free: I'm gonna tell them.
Lui: Don't you dare.
OKAY I'LL STOP OR I'LL KEEP GOING AT THIS UNTIL TOMORROW OR SUMN. ENJOY FELLAS.
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THE UP IS THE WEBSITE. IT'S SUPER FUN BTW AND YES IMMA GO BACK TO DO SUMN PRODUCTIVE. BYE BYE BYEEEE.
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