*Sherlock pov*
"Y/n. Pick up. Pick up. Answer the phone damn it."
the phone rang a third time and this time she picked up.
"Who the fuck is this?" she answered.
"It's me Sherlock.I'm in jail. Come bail me out."
"William! Oh my god what did you do?" Y/n said. My best friend with the foul mouth.
"Why do you still call me that? And no I did not kill someone, I am not Moriarty. In fact I was following him,or rather a string of bodies."
"How I do I know that you're not blaming it on Moriarty?"
"You've known me for two years already,have I done anything besides annoy you?"
she sighed "Fine jail bird. I'll bail you out, but if I stab you one day don't get mad or anything."
"I- thats not very nice. See you later. Hurry!" then I hung Up and begun pacing around.
I'm a sociopath not a psychopath.
~1 hr time skip~
Where was she? what day is it? Thursday, she works on Thursday she should arrive any second now. The buzzer went off, Y/n and a guard walked in. The guard nodded and unlocked the cell. I walked out pleased to be a free man still. She walked over to me and smacked me in the head, she was pissed I have no idea why. "Sherlock you dumb ass. No experiments for a week!" Y/n yelled.
"You're not my mum."
"Dont make me call Crofty and have him put more surveillance on you." my best friend threatened.
"No you won't. John is coming back tomorrow and he will come with me to see if I have a new case and he's out of vacation days."
"Stop deducing everyone." she said,exasperated.
"I made you miss your date."
"I won't hold my breath for an apologize or a thank you." Y/n said.
"Great let's go home."
"You're impossible!" she complained.
"Thank you."
and with out another wo