It's been a few years since you moved into your house in CA, and since the incident with the creatures that came to Earth. Now you know that they're called Trolls, and come from a planet called Alternia(I think...). It was hard at first, getting used to the trolls. Now, you have many friends, and even a couple enemies. Some of your new human friends knew the trolls before... somehow. You've been learning a lot about troll culture from your b- DING DONG! you groaned and got up from your couch. yes, you were lying on your couch half awake, thinking about your past... again. 'I gotta stop doing that' you thought. you walked to the door as angry pounding began. "who goes there?" you said. "Y/N OPEN THE GOG DANG DOOR TO YOUR STUPID HUMAN HOUSE AND LET ME THE FLUFF IN" "Jeez calm down Kitkat. Give me the password first" "YOU WANT A PASSWORD? FINE. Y/N IS AN ANNOYING FLUFFBASS. HOW'S THAT?" "K c'mon in!" you said opening the door to reveal a short, grumpy, nubby-horned troll. "How's life Karkat?" You asked the troll. He growled. "OH, BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ME IN 12 HOURS." "Nope!" you said. "sit down Grumpy" He grumbled but sat down. His messy black hair hung over his forehead and moved as he crossed his arms and sunk into the couch. "So why am I blessed with a visit from the glorious Karkat Vantas?" "BECAUSE YOU'RE MY MOIRAIL AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO SOLLUX" you gasped. "um... what about?" you've had a crush on the bipolar hacker since you'd first met him. He was the one who first talked to you, and had taken care of you after you had passed out when they first came to Earth. Karkat became your moirail, as you had learned. At one point, he was your "matesprit" as the trolls called it, but you knew you had liked Sollux more, so you went back to just moirails. " OH YOU KNOW, THE TYPICAL STUFF. WHY HE ALWAYS BLOWS UP MY COMPUTER, WHY HES SUCH A FLUFFBASS, AND MAYBE MATESPRIT OPPORTUNITIES." Karkat said while smirking. "What?!? Karkat fluffing Vantas so help me I swear if you told him about it I will kill you. And I know the exact details of how your life will end, mark my words." You said. "His face paled. "JEEZ I WAS JUST JOKING. I SET YOU TWO UP FOR A 'BLIND' DATE, AS YOU HUMANS CALL IT. YOU TWO ARE GOING TO MEET AT PANERA BREAD TOMORROW AT NOON." He said. "I SHOULD PROBABLY GO BEFORE-" " just go. I think I hear Kankri looking for you." You said, stifling a small laugh at the groan that karkat made. "Bye KarkleSparkle." You said as he got up and walked to the door, knocking a bucket of bright pink glitter onto him, which you had set up before. "Ha! Bye sparkle pants!" He growled and began walking back to you but you slammed the door on his face. You heard a muffled groan and a series of very colorful words come out of his mouth, then silence as he left. Wow. A date with Sollux Captor. What if he's mad about the fact that I'm going with him? You thought as you settled back into your couch. You were left alone to watch Ouran Highschool Host Club and think about what would happen tomorrow.