[not mine]

Aries: "You're such an idiot"

Taurus: "You're hilarious"

Gemini: "I actually like you"

Cancer: "You mean so much to me"

Leo: "I like being with you"

Virgo: "You're such a weirdo"

Libra: "You're my favorite kind of person"

Scorpio: "I hate you"

Sagittarius: "Gosh I could kiss you"

Capricorn: "I guess you're ok"

Aquarius: "Damn you're almost as crazy as I am"

Pisces: "I love you"