[not mine]

Aries: strong opinions, unintentionally talks over you

Taurus: clear voice, too sarcastic for most people

Gemini: too many facial expressions, constantly moving

Cancer: always worrying about something

Leo: smiles a lot, absolutely hates to see unhappy people

Virgo: too opinionated, is better than you at everything

Libra: lazier than everyone else, also always checking themselves out

Scorpio: loves to get on peoples' nerves

Sagittarius: foot permanently on their mouth....

Capricorn: complains a lot but ends up taking care of everything

Aquarius: always saying "I see humans. not humanity"

Pisces: sings and doodles without noticing, barely awake (this is too true)