[not mine]

Aries: the badass

Taurus: the mature, reliable one

Gemini: the bubbly one

Cancer: the sweet one

Leo: the queen/king

Virgo: the holy helper

Libra: the one creating harmony

Scorpio: the perverted one

Sagittarius: the sassy one

Capricorn: the one with the super dark humor

Aquarius: the morally correct

Pisces: the clumsy cuteass