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from:@t.swift
Caption: I can't wait to show you all my new song. It will be played for the first time at my concert in New Orlands! So swiftys, get tickets as long as they're available!

Comments:

@Olivia.rodrigo: I'm also comming! As long as I'm notgettng sued again...
[email protected]: Don't worry bae, we've moved past this!
~@lonleygirl: OMG CALLED TAYLOR SWIFT JUST CALLED OLIVIA RODRIGO BAE! OMG
~@lonlyboy: Omg new ship!
[email protected]: OMG EWWW IS SHE A LESBIAN?!? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO HER CONCERT ANYMORE!!!!!! SOMEONE SHOULD CANCEL HER!
~@lonlyboy: like your User says, no one cares. So shut up you homophob.
[email protected].: You all need to come down! LIKE OMG THEY'RE FRIENDS. PEOPLE ARE SO DISGUSTING.
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~@uswe72828: SO ECITED! I HAVE TO GET THEM!! HDJWKSLWPW
~@user6272892: ME TOO

@Taylorswiftfan.123: SLAYYY QUEEN
[email protected]: Mommy is always slaying!
[email protected]: That's true!

@Taylorstoenail: Mother is mothering again!

@Tara.bown DID YOU SAW THAT? WE HAVE TO GO!
[email protected]: YES, I'M BUYING THEM RIGHT NOW FOR US!
[email protected]: As you should bestie! I AM SO EXITED! I'll give you the money tomorrow. I hope thet they're still available.
[email protected]: They are! I've just got them for us!
[email protected]: YESSS! I AM SO EXITED!
[email protected]: same!

@coolmark: I'll bring my addoption papers!

@karney.west: @kim.k bae please come home and call my therapist!

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This chapter is more like a joke but I hope that you all still enjoyed it!

~Enid