Attention monsters! My name is Papyrus. I'm a sceliton made with magic bones and lots of cool. If you need proof then look at my biseps because they're wearing sunglasses and that clearly means I rule. It's just a special kind of perfection to have all these monster friends of every single shape and size. And if you're human than I'm afrind you'll be captured!

Sans: But you kinda made friends with one 

Papyrus: Sans! 

Sans: What? 

Papyrus: Stop ruining my song for the Wattpad users with your indolent old lyrics! 

Sans: I thought they sounded pretty cool

Papyrus: And I think they sounded like not Papyrus. Which is the worse type of songs there are.

Sans: Why don't you welcome them to the Underground instead? 

Papyrus: Good idea brother! Human! Welcome to the underground!

Sans: How was your fall? 

Papyrus: If you want a look around-

Sans: Give is a call

Papyrus: We dont see humans often 

Sans: We're happy you just dropped in. 

Papyrus: I'll be so popar when I show all the monsters what I just brought it! 

Sans: Hey! Papyrus mind your manners.

Papyrus: Can it Sans! No time for banters! 

Sans: Exuse my brother. He's a bit exzectric. 

Papyrus: You're just lazy and apathetic! 

Sans: Call me what you want. I got thick skin. 

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him! We are monsters the awesomest kind! 

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of spine.

Papyrus: We can't relate with all your DETERMANATION, Because is monsters have our own deavarions. You might be trade us and leave us burning. One day we'll make our way back to the surphace. With all your travels who knows what'll follow. Your consequences are soon to show. Who's the real monster? Now you should know. 

Sans: You got this story down to the bone 

Papyrus: Really Sans?! 

Sans: What? 

Papyrus: Is that last line of the course really a pun?

Sans: So?

Papyrus: You Imbisile! That was very...clever.

Sans: Thanks Buddy. 

Papyrus: You're suck in the underground 

Sans: Thanks to your fall.

Papyrus: Good luck even getting out 

Sans: Prepare to brawl 

Papyrus: You could show mercy to us

Sans: Or turn all of us to dust. 

Papyrus: Is your heart full of evil?

Sans: Ir full of love?

Papyrus: I, The Great Papyrus, challenge you to try getting by us!

Sans: Test the humans with one of your puzzles.

Papyrus: Briliant Sans! That will leave them befuddled! I dare you to try a bite of spaghetti.

Sans: Sounds like the Creepy Pasta's ready! 

Papyrus: Stop it Sans, I'm done with the joking!

Sans: Sounds like someone's funnybone's pokin! 

Papyrus: We can't relate to all your DETERMANATION, because we monsters have our own devotions. I am the mastermind behind this knowlage.

Sans: You're only still alive because I made a promise. 

Papyrus: You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours. You might even decide to start talking to flowers. Who's the real monster? Now you should know. 

Sans: You got this story down to the bone.

Papyrus: Some day I'll join the Royal Gaurd, when I catch this child. Can it be that hard?

Sans: Want me to be really honest? My brother ain't nothin but humus. I know you and all that you want. You'll get a lot more from Sans in a front. The deeper you  go, the messier it gets. If I had it my way you would already be dead. Kidding! If you couldn't tell. I get so bored I amuse myself!

Papyrus: Down here in the underground 

Sans: You're all alone 

Papyrus: We thought we should tell you now 

Sans: You're kind of bone

Papyrus: If you survive this prison

Sans: You will know knyolisum 

Papyrus: Dont mess around with monsters 

Sans: They're scared of tiny children

Papyrus: You've come far, bit soon you'll stumble, when I stump you with some joinior jumble!

Sans: I don't think you'll get them worth that...

Papyrus: Alas! I'll get them with my special attack!

Sans: Dun dun dun! *on trumbone*

Papyrus: Sans leave me alone!

Sans: You know I got an act, for the trum-BONE

Papyrus: One more pun and ill be done! 

Sans: But ain't two skulls better than one?

Papyrus: We can't relate to your DETERMINATION, because us monsters have our own deviations. You know your story's already been told. You can't play again if you set your soul.

Sans: I've got my eyes one you so you just watch it.

Papyrus: you don't want skeletons inside your closet. Who's the real monster? Now you should know.

Sans: You got this story down to the bone.

Author Chan: That was interesting....now I think you should go back home or something. *eats an orange* 

Sans: Orange you glad you thought of that? 

Papyrus: Sans! No. More. Puns! 

Sans: It's quite an a-PEELING idea. 

Papyrus: I will dust you Sans!

Sans: Don't beat me to a pulp! I'm only saying some juicy puns!

Author Chan: Nope. Im done. *walks away* 

Papyrus: *fristrated Pap sounds* 

Sans: *chuckles* I'm giving all you a bad time. This is where it ends.