Pun Radar

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Boris's POV-

We were getting ready for the next part of the new cartoon we were working on until Henry started to talk to me "Hey Boris, I bet you'll be BARKing up the wrong tree in the next seane" he said I looked at the script and said "But I'm not barking I'm a wolf with a... more or less human... ish... human brain" I said "Well... I bet you'll be wagging you tail at the funny moments then" "We're doing slapstick comedy of course they'll be funny parts... but I'm not wagging my tail" I said getting more confused as to why he's in a joking mood. I walked away slowly and went up to Bendy and asked "Bendy, do you know why Henry is making dog jokes towards me?" "Hmm... let me check something" he said and went towards the calendar and then came back and said "Well it's not annual joking day... hmm... time to get the big guns" he said and I fallowed him to the closet. "Bendy are you getting that rainbow flag out the closet because I think our little 'secret' is already out of the closet" I told him and he teasingly stuck out his tounge and got a rador out and said "GET READY BABY I'M GOING FULL TRAKER ON THIS PLACES ASS" and I fallowed him around the studio as he looked around to find where all the puns are coming from. Honestly it felt like we were actual doing a cartoon even though we aren't. Soon enough I relized the puns were getting louder until we got to the main stage and a random stand up comedian guy was there throwing puns left and right "RANDOM PUN GUY" Bendy said a little over dramatic and weird guy said "Well ello Bends, are you having one hell of a time, cause I know you're hiding your devilish smile" he said and Bendy's eye twiched.
"Okay I can deal with pun, even bad ones I don't mind, but only the people CLOSE TO ME CAN CALL ME BENDS" Bendy yelled and chased him out of the place. When we walked back to me I said "Sad he has to leave so soon, he seemed nice" and he mumbled something under his breath and hugged me "Bends, are you jealous?" I asked smirking and he just blushed with a pout and looked away "Even thought you're my husband I will not hesitate to punish you" he said and I chuckled. His eyes widened as he relized the pun he said and groaned while face planting into my fur. "I know you didn't intend to make a pun but... I wouldn't mind getting punished" I said and he smiked as we went off.

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