Me: Hello Satan?

Satan: HOI!

Me: are you high again?

Satan: HEHEHEHEHEEE—

Me: Weirdo.

Satan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH—

Me: I'll...run for my life...this guys drunk and high....

Satan: HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAH—

Me: okie...I'll run before he starts to touch me uncontrollably!!!