Again

"So you're actually a Demigirl which means you're half non binary and half female?"
"Yes! You actually got it! So I found out that your father is using me as bait because he wants you to get married...~_~"
" But why?"
"Because your stupid family, no offense, doesn't know that ferocious can mean savagely fierce and not necessarily cruel or violent"
After a week
" You're actually really nice! You feed me, let me go outside, call me when danger is near and keep me from those
strangers. Which is ironic since most princesses want to get married at first sight"
" Anything for a friend," I said
"But remember that when you get married you don't forget to visit me.  I'm really lonely." I Continued

" AGAIN?!"
" DONT ASK ME I DONT SPEAK JAEGER"

" Hello this is Moloch."
" Yes I found Cerberus in my trunk. It's definitely one heck of a big boi. Do you create a portal or do I summon you?"
" We'll create a portal. Your signals barley reach our word. 3 am?"
" Sure, it's not like I had a life to begin with"

"What"
" I need you to pretend you're my wife"
" bet with Amenandiel?"
" how did you know?"
"It's always him"

" DUDE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM"
" No way you're gonna pretend to be my lover if I ask you"
" Dude I pretended to be your boss's wife for a day. I can do anything at this point"

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Genius. Honestly I'm speechless with this.

" Wait Sky it's not what it looks like-"
"That's great but why didn't you tell me tho."
" you aren't gonna call the police?"
" And ruin the harmless life? Nah."

' I'm surprised. The poor things this person has heard. Rest In Peace sanity. But who cares I have Mystic Messenger'
'Why am I attracted to this again?'

'HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SLENDERMAN'

"Dude please don't go to the party. I'm scared of my mirror after the incident last week"
" Ok. But only because of the incident"

So I got bored and drew him

All for now