Shu: Okay children, we have arrived at the movies.

Valt: To do what?

Shu: To go hunting for Coconut cream pie recipes.

Rantaro: What do you guys wanna watch?

Ken: Pitch perfect 3, obviously.

Diago: R u crazy? I vote my little pony

Wakiya: We're grown men, we're not watching some stupid kids animated film of ponies and other things.

Rantaro: Wakiya . . .

Wakiya: WHAT?

Rantaro: I KNOW U WANT TO WATCH IT HOJI TOLD ME YOU BING WATCHED ALL THE SEASONS!

Wakiya: *whispers* Honcho, we can download that crap off the internet, we have reputations to uphold.

Rantaro: Okay.

Valt: How about a scary movie?

Rantaro & Wakiya: No, Valt. Shut up.

Ken: Let Shu choose, he's out mom.

Shu: Hot stuff here, and I choose . . .

Valt: AW YEAH, SHU'S GONNA CHOOSE A G-RATED MOVIE FOR MEH!

Shu: I'm choosing Tokyo Ghoul, screw you people.

Rantaro: Are u sure?

Shu: Don't talk back to your mother, young man.

Wakiya: Well, better than a pony movie, I'll go buy the tickets and see how much you owe me for them.

BeyClub: Okay, we'll get snacks.

Cashier: What would you boys like?

Shu: Nothing for me, I got an overdose of sexiness.

Valt: fries before guys

Shu: *internally crying*

Rantaro: chicken nuggets

Diago: Sharing devil's cake with Wakiya.

Shu: How about you Ken?

Ken: hmmmm

Ken: The kiddie jumbo meal!

Shu: *sighs*

Now in the theater. . . .

Valt: *whispers* Shu. . .

Shu: yes

Valt: I have to pee

Shu: And?

Valt: Come with me?

Shu: You're joking, aren't you.

Valt: PLEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEE?

Shu: I sware I'm going to tear out your bladder and throw it away.

Valt: But . . . You don't understand!

Shu: Understand what?

Valt: I'M LEAKING

Shu: Fine.

Valt: Yeah!