Wakiya: *drunk & standing on top of Valt's house*

Diago: Dont do it, you idiot.

Wakiya: sHUt uP, iM freaking superman

Diago: I tried.

Wakiya: *jumps*

Wakiya: *falls*

Diago: *mocking voice* Hi there, I'm Lois Lane!

Wakiya: Shut up -_-