Author: *flapping arms like a seal*

Valt: Is something wrong?!

Shu: She seems to be fangirling...or dying. I can never seem to tell.

Ken: *reads phone* *starts flapping arms too*

Diago: Apparently we got 4.46k reads.

Wakiya: Wow, I didn't even know people liked cr-

Shu: *smacks Wakiya* Don't insult the author while she goes through her "daily" phase.

Valt: Woah, seriously! But yesterday we had like 3k something reads!

Rantaro: How does she even do it?

Ken: You just have to be imaginative.

Author: *clings to Ken* Only you understand..

Diago: I'll remember all of you in therapy.