You: *reading lemons*

Valt: *walks over*

You: *hides phone*

Valt: What are you reading?

You: Nothing.

Valt: *snatches phone*

You: NoOOoOoo!

Valt: *reads* Ew, this is disgusting!

You: I tried...

Valt: Actually, this is kind of good!

You: No, Valt, no! Not your innocence!