(my stories heheh)

Valt: ....whoa- What the heck I don't wanna have sex with anyone why am I always fucking Free-

Silas: WHY DONT I GET ANY STORIES HUH???

Honcho: BRO I HAVE LIKE ONE. And I'm a dragon???

Free: .......*So stunned he can't even speak*

Me: Hmmmm....What no I'm not even done this story yet. I think maybe Free's gonna turn into a giant dragon and pull a Godzilla Minus One on everyone and fire an atomic beam out of his mouth and kill everyone there but then Valt goes "nO mY bEloVed DonT hUrt mY friEnDS" And then Free goes "Oh ok" and turns back into a human and then they hug and then they kiss and then they fuck :3

Free and Valt: ........*Nope tf out*