Lui: My hands are gone. I have no thumbs. I can't hold things. My life sucks.

Lui: I can lick my ass in public now and have no consequences!!!! 

Lui: DE LA HOYA I AM NOT GETTING IN THAT FUCKING BATH GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME- *Secretly loves water*

Lui: Shu, I demand back scratches.

Lui: Fuck off, I'm going to puke on your bed now

Lui: I'm so fucking beautiful omg. Look at my fur. Look how soft and long and luxurious it is. You wish you had hair like this.

Lui: No I'm not letting you go train, Shu. I'm going to sleep in your lap and you can't do anything about it.

Lui: I should be a model. I'd win every pet contest. 

Lui: I AM NOT A PET!!!