Free: *Standing at the top of a flight of stairs, not moving an inch*

Silas: ...Yo dude, you coming or what? Just gonna stand there and look menacing?

Free: ....

Silas: ....

Free: You ever just look at a flight of stairs and think 'I wonder what would happen if I threw myself down this flight of stairs'?

Silas: .....Wtf no- Why would I?

Free: Well I have. Thinkin' it right now. You're gonna wanna move a little bit.

Free: And that's how I broke my arm for the third time. And a leg.