This whole book so far has just been me making fun of Free

for 18 chapters

maybe I should just rename this book to "Free de la Hoya being a horny imbecile for 200 chapters"

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Free: I'm boreddddddddd

Silas: Cool. Don't care.

Free: Wanna play a game?

Silas: No

Free: Oh... Have you ever had a thumb war before?

Silas: Yes

Free: Cool. Wanna play with me? I've been known to be pretty good at it 

Silas: ....Oh really? Wanna bet?

Free: Sure. Loser has to buy lunch.

Silas: Deal. Ready?

Free: :) *Takes Silas' hand*

Silas: ...1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war-

Free: 5, 6, 7, 8, I use this hand to masturbate! ><

Silas: AH WHAT THE FUCK *shakes his hand aggressively*

Free: I win >< 

(He was not lying)