Clark St. Murphy – internet celebrity and the child of two suits in the entertainment business – has a problem. It's not that his best friend is dating a roided-up 'alpha male' with a temper. It's not even that the blogs are spreading rumors about his relationship status, or lack thereof. His biggest problem is the dead body in the kitchen that was supposed to be him. One of his fans has a bad case of 'cute aggression' and wants nothing more than to see Clark follow in his maid's footsteps (R.I.P. Marie). And as if that weren't bad enough, his parents have decided that Nakota Locklear, an authoritative bodyguard with a rough past, is exactly what he needs. With a killer breathing down his neck and an ex-con watching his every move, Clark begins to doubt that this is all worth it. Is filming a smoothie challenge video really something to die over? Are views more important than his safety? And why does Nakota's stern look now excite Clark more than intimidate him?

A/N: This novel is unedited and will contain plenty of typos and maybe even a few plot holes. I hope you can still enjoy it for what it is - I wrote this in 30 days, gorl.