Saw

The movie that started one of my top fears, and changed my opinion of correctional methods significantly.

I'm a videographer. I want to make movies/shows/videos of my own someday. As a film geek, I think it's good to see some of the big moments in film history, wether it be good movies, bad movies, or Sharknado-levels of bad movies. One big name in movies is the horror classic Saw.

I liked Sharknado better.

I'm not a wuss when it comes to squishy insides or the crimson corn syrup/red food coloring-mix. Special FX are my specialty. I animated Goro doing his fatality on me, once. I had to look up "human in half from side" to get an appropriate texture. {Do NOT look on google.. You will find some very unpleasant pictures.} Gore, sure. That's okay with me.

But, I'm not okay with psychological horror. Saw is nothing but torture and screwing with people's minds. Torture ain't my favorite either. It's nothing but a brutal method used to break a victim's mind.

{Plus, having mirror-touch Synthesia SUCKS while watching torture in horror movies..}

In Saw.. Everything is psychologically intense. The suspense, the pressure, the fear, none of it even mine, d**ks with me SO much.

Not to mention things like "The Reverse Bear-Trap" which is a terror I never forgot, Jigsaw himself, {Sentient inanimate objects, man... Not okay!} the rooms of sharp objects, rusty restraints, and PTSD-inducing situations.

Imagine having a creepy puppet say to think of the contraption on your face "like a... Reverse Bear-Trap." Imagine being given two minutes to dig a tiny key out of a mutilated corpse, of someone you knew. Don't like the insides on the outside? Well too bad! No time to gather courage, time to go hand-fishing in you buddy's guts. 

Tick tick tick tick *Squish squash*

Hooray, you successfully found the key in a dead guy's entrails. If only you could've done it without tasting the salt of the blood in your mouth.

Imagine the pressure! Shaking hands having to unlock a tiny lock, as the clock ticks down. Your life is on the line. Don't screw up. Don't waste time. You will die if you make a mistake. I don't even want to think about you having to do all of this, with a spring-loaded device lodged into your mouth, oozing blood, ready to blow your face off.

It's not just scary... It's f***ed up.

"Do you want to play a game..?"

No. No, I do NOT.