This is social media?

How do you use this?

Okay, you can text other humans on this, but anything else?

Oh.

Okay, just press and hold on my nose...

AAAHHH!!!

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

Oh, it's just because my hair is covering one eye.

I feel ashamed for this terrible program.

Lift my hair up?

Nah, I don't really feel like it.

DON'T ASK ME TO DO THAT EVER AGAIN!!!!!

Besides, I look way hotter with my hair covering one eye. *winks*