Okay, first of all, I don't have a friggin gender.

I am a demon.

Demons don't have a gender.

And demons don't eat.

MY GENDER ON WATTPAD IS SET ON ZIE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A GENDER.

Okay, yeah, I may look like a boy, but that just the way I was manipulated into earth.

Wait, you don't randomly manipulate into earth?

Then how are you guys made?

Oh.

You...?

OH MY...

YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME WHERE YOUR TINY HUMANS COME FROM!

UGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!!