So I heard about this thing called a "Christmas tree" and apparently you put it in your house and choke it with multiple colored lights????

I mean, I am a dream demon and I've choked multiple people in my time, BUT IT'S NOT EVEN HUMAN!!!!

Okay, so during Christmas, you wait for a man to go down your chimney during night?

Sounds like a break in to me.

And then, this man, who is named "Santa Claws" puts objects covered in brightly colored rapping paper and a bow under the choking tree?

Oh, yeah, and you hang up socks, and when Santa Claws comes, he stuffs candy in the socks?

Doesn't seem very sanitary, you know, for those CLEAN FREAKS.

Christmas is messed up...

And I actually celebrate it.

No wonder it's messed up!