"Finally!!! Out of six finger's stupid brother!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!! FLYING DORITO!" I yell, not knowing exactly what he was.

"Hay, kid. I'll tell ya once, if you wanna keep your life, dOn'T cAlL mE a DoRiTo!!!" He changed from Yellow triangle to Red as he was talking.

'God, that's scary.......... it's hot." I thought as I look at him.

"Anyways! What do you want? It kill an enemy? Or fame, or what?" He asks.

I look at him with a confused look on my face. "The hell?" I thought.

"Well? What's it gonna be? I don't have all day, doll." He snaps.

I snap back with the same actitud. "Well, excuse you. I have no idea what you mean by "what do I want."" I asked.

And did you call me "doll"? I thought

"Yeah, yeah. look, you had to have summoned me for some reason. Did you not? So what is it? Gold? Fame? Immortality?" He looked annoyed.

"Uhhh n-no.... I...... don't want anything...... I was just testing out a book I have and uhhh......." I couldn't speak. I was frozen.

"Eh, well if you need anything toots, call me! You know where to find me. And remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold Buyyyyy!!!!" And with that he vanished.

"The fu** just happened?"