Rebecca: oOh can i use your ukulele?

Me:sur-

Her:THANKS *grabs it and randomly strums* im going to play hot cross buns.

*strums* HOT

*strums* CROSS

*strums* BUNS-

*strums* -A

*strums louder* nnnnnNnNNN YAAAAAAAA

Laila: play kumbaya

Rebecca: *strums repetitively* KUMBAYA MY LORD KUMBAYAAAAAAA

*gives me my ukulele back*

Me: thanks ?