I wake up to chaos. Honestly, I wish I could speak full on sentences and just scream at all my brothers. Except Floyd. Floyd is my favorite.

First, we have John Dory, with his square head. I dunno how it got shaped like that. Maybe a play-doh mold? Hm..

Secondly, We have Spruce. Not bad.. Funny.. I'm not sure.

Thirdly, is thirdly even a word? whoo knows. This is my brain! I make my own rules! Any who... Clay, he's.... okay.

Then, we have Grammy Rosiepuff! She is the best Grammy!

Lastly, we have Floyd. MY BEST BUDDY!! He can play the guitar really well and he's just awesome. 

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F: YOU BIG POOPY BUTT!!!

C: AAAHHHHHHH!!!

S: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH-

JD: Sheesh.

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Um.. As I was saying, life as brozone is not that easy. Not easy for me. I like puzzles. They are fun.. sometimes. I like plans. They are nice.

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RP: Alright dearies! breakfast!

JD: Alrighttt!!

C: WOO!

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There I am, on the ground. I hope no one has forgotten me..

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F: Whoop! Hi Branch!

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Ooh! Floyd picked me up, yay!

I'm sitting in a high chair. Like a king on his throne. Yet, I don't feel special.. Hm. I can change that!

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B: I WAN FOOOOOOODDD!

RP: Yes, of course Branch.. just uh, gimme a second, sweetie!

B: Otay Grammie!

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I like attention, sometimes. 

My food came out and it was apple sauce and sausages. Yummy!

I was gladly eating until I look over and see Clay with a mouthful of food. Then he did the worst thing in the history of my brain. 

He stuck out his tongue.

...

What the actually fu-

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S: THE HELL CLAY!

JD: I lost my fricking appetite because of you. *gags*

F: EEEWWWW!!!!!

{Clay with a mouthful of food}

C: EHEHEUHSUEYOUHUEH

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Ughhh! I don't wanna eat my apple sauce because now it looks like the mush of food in Clay's mouth! 

I can't help but cry. Hmph!

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B: WAAHHH!!!!

S: Look at that, doofus! You made the baby cry.

F: Branch!!

{Floyd held him and walked away}

JD: Yeah, I'm out. I'm done. 

C: Eh, more for me!

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Grandma had just left before Clay did that. I can't believe my eyes. I'm done eating with Clay. 

Floyd brought me over to the living room. I guess I'll just play with cars. Vroom Vroom.

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F: Ooh can we add Lady Glitter Sparkles to the game?

B: Who?

F: This paper doll I made!

B: otay.

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Honestly, I'm sorry Floyd, but your paper doll is ugly as heck. I will do one quick face. 

._.

Soo, lets carry on with the cars.

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[Noon]

I am sooo hungry! I NEED TO BE FED!

I'M DONE PLAYING AAAHHH!!!!!

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B: WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

F: AH! Branch! Shhh!

B: FOOOOODDD!!!!

F: Oh, you hungry? Okay lets go to the kitchen!

B: YEUAAA!!!

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Ugh. I wanna say "Yeah" but my words sound funny and I add an extra "u" and forget to say the "h" Hmph. It sounds like "Yee-you-ah"

At least my food is coming!

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F: Ooh, do you want some Ritz Crackers?

B: Riz Crackers?

F: Huh? No RITZ!

B: Rit.

F: Ritz Crackers!

B: Shizz Cackers.

F: Uhh.. nevermind. 

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I am saying it properly! RITZ CRACKERS! NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS MEEEEE!!!!! 

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F: Here are your crackers! 

B: Than yue Floyyy!!

F: Yup!

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Crackers are yummy. I love them soo much! 

Hm, maybe some cheese? Nah. 

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[Night]

Grammy has arrived home and she made the best mashed potatoes ever! YUMMY TIMES TEN! I could eat that everyday. 

We usually sit in the living room before bed and talk about our day. 

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RP: So, how was everyone's day? Let start with John Dory.

JD: Well, today I wrote some new songs!

RP: That's lovely!

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Ugh.. more songs equals more practice!!!!!

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RP: What about you, Spruce?

S: Nothing much..

RP: Oh alright..

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Lies. He brought a girl into the pod!

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RP: What about you, Clay?

C: I ate myself.

RP: Oh, uhm.. how..?

C: I played with modeling clay and made myself out of it so I technically ate myself twice. Both ways. Then I read my dictionary and the word "clay" did not mean a cool dude who has yellow hair.

RP: Oh.. okay..

JD: I'm honestly concerned.

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Jeez Clay, become smart. 

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RP: What happened today for you, Floyd?

F: Eeh, I played with Branch the whole day. 

RP: Oh, that's lovely. 

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It was. I enjoyed it. Although, his paper doll was scary. 

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RP: Branch, dear, what about you?

B: Crackers.

F: Oh yeah! He ate Ritz Crackers today!

C: MY CRACKERS?!

F: Uh..

RP: Um, don't worry! I'll buy you more tomorrow, Clay.

C: Okay, thanks Gram!

{Clay glares at Floyd}

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My life is scary sometimes. Ima book it. Byeee!

{Branch tries runs away with his stubby legs}

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