Blair: *walks over to Undyne's house and saw Papyrus in front of her house*

Papyrus: OHO! THE HUMAN ARRIVES! ARE YOU READY TO HANG OUT WITH UNDYNE?! I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU 2 GREAT FRIENDS!

Blair: well, um, sure I guess

Papyrus: OKAY! STAND BEHIND ME!

Blair: *stands behind Papyrus*

Papyrus: PSST. MAKE SURE TO GIVE HER THIS *reveals a bone with a bow on it* SHE LOVES THESE *hands it to Blair*

Blair: *takes it*

Papyrus: *knocks on her door*

*the teeth door opened and it was Undyne without her armor*

Undyne: Hi Papyrus, ready for extra-private one on one training?

Papyrus: YOU BET I AM, AND I BROUGHT A FRIEND! *moves out of the way so Undyne can see*

Blair: um Hi Ms, Undyne

Undyne: Hi, I don't think we've..... why don't. you two. come in?

Papyrus: *goes in*

Blair: *goes in too*

Papyrus; HERE UNDYNE! MY FRIEND BROUGHT A GIFT FOR YOU, ON HIS OWN

Blair: *reveals the bone*

Undyne: Uh.. thanks *takes the bone* ill put it with the others *places the bone with the other bones* So, are we ready to start

Papyrus: OH! WHOOPSY DOOPSY! I JUST REMEMBERED! I HAVE TO GO THE BATHROOM! YOU 2 HAVE FUN! *jumps out the window and flees*

Blair: WAIT! PAPYRUS! DONT GO!

Undyne: *annoyed face* So why are you here? You rub your victory in my face? To humiliate me even further? IS THAT IT?! HUH?!

Blair: *shakes head no*

Undyne: then why are you here? Wait, oh I get it. You think I'm gonna be friends with you, huh?! Right????

Blair: Y-Yes

Undyne: Really? How delightful!! I accept! Let's all Frolick in the fields of friendship

Blair: Really?!

Undyne: NOT!!!

Blair: *turns sad* what?

Undyne: Why would I ever be friends with you?! If you weren't my houseguest, I'd beat you up right now. Your the enemy of everyone's hopes and dreams! I will never be your friend!

Blair: *about to cry*

Undyne: Now get out of my house!

Papyrus: DANG! WHAT A SHAME! I THOUGHT UNDYNE COULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOU! BUT I GUESS.... I OVERESTIMATED HER! SHES JUST NOT UP TO THE CHALLENGE! OH WELL *leaves*

Undyne: CHALLENGE?! WHAT?! Papyrus! Wait a second! Darn it, he thinks I can't be friends with you?! Fuhuhu! What a joke! I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day! I'll show him! Listen up Human Boy, we're not just gonna be friends.

Blair: were not?

Undyne: Nope, we're going to be......BESTIES!! I'll make you like me so much! You won't be able to think of anyone else! Fuhuhuhu! It's the perfect revenge! Why don't you have a seat?

Blair: *sits down at her table*

Undyne: Comfortable?

Blair: I am

Undyne: I'll get you something to drink *gets the options*

Blair: well I am kinda thirsty

Undyne: all set.. what would you like, bestie?

Blair: *about to get up and make his own drink*

Undyne: *throws spear*

Blair: Ahhh!

Undyne: HEY! DONT GET UP! YOUR THE GUEST! SIT DOWN AND ENJOY YOURSELF! Why not point to what you want? You can use the spear.

Blair: ok *gets the spear* hmm? Sugar? Okay you don't drink sugar. Soda nah, hot chocolate nah, I'll choose the tea

Undyne: Tea, huh? Coming right up *puts the pot of water on the stove* ill take a moment for the water to boil

Blair: *begins waiting*

*once the water was done*

Undyne: Okay it's done *gets the tea ready and gives the cup to Blair* here we are

Blair: thanks

Umdyne: *sits at the other end of the table* Be careful it's hot

Blair: *begins waiting for the tea to cool down*

Undyne: it's not that hot, just drink it already!

Blair: *drinks it and it was burning but good*

Undyne: it's pretty good, huh? Nothing but the best for my ABSOLUTLY PRESCIOUS FRIEND!! Hey... You know... it's kinda strange you chose that tea. Golden flower tea

Blair: Golden Flower Tea?

Undyne: that's asgore's favorite kind. Actually, now that I think about it...You kind of remind me of him. You're both total weenies!!!....sort of.

Blair: Oh *drinks tea*

Undyne; you know, I was a pretty hot-headed kid. Once to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight Asgore. Emphasis on tried. I couldn't land a single blow on him! And worse, the whole time, he refused to fight back! I was so humiliated... Afterwards, he apologized and said something goofy... *sounding like asgore* excuse me, do you wanna know how to beat me? *normal voice* I said yes, and from then on, he trained me. One day during practice, I finally knocked him down. I felt...bad. But he was beaming. I had never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked. Anyways, long story short, he kept training me... And now I'm head of the royal guard! So I'm the one who gets to train dorks to fight!... like, uh, Papyrus

Blair: Oh ok, go on *sips tea*

Undyne: but, um, to be honest... I don't know if I can ever let Papyrus into the royal guard. Don't tell him I said that!

Blair: I won't and why not?

Undyne: he's just... well... I mean, it's not that he's weak. He's actually pretty freaking tough! It's just that... He's...

Blair: *waiting*

Undyne: he's too innocent and nice!!!

Blair: Oh.

Undyne: I mean, look, he was supposed to capture you... And he ended up being friends with you instead! I could never send him into battle! He'd get ripped into little smiling shreds. That's part of why... I started teaching him how to cook, you know? So, um, maybe he can do something else with his life.

Blair: *was out of tea*

Undyne; Oh, sorry, I was talking so long, you're out of tea, aren't you, I'll go get you some more. *gets to go get some more* Wait a second. Papyrus...His cooking lesson...HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT RIGHT NOW!!! And if he's not he's not here to have it... YOU'LL HAVE TO HAVE IT FOR HIM!!!

Blair: um

Undyne; *gets on the counter and knocks all the stuff over* That's right!!! Nothing has brought Papyrus and I closer than Cooking! Which means that if I give you his lesson... WE'LL BECOME CLOSER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE!!! Fuhuhu!!! Afraid little one!? We're gonna be best friends!!!

Blair: *gets grabbed and brought to the counter*

Undyne: Lets start with the sauce!! *stomps as healthy ingredients come down* Evsion there vegetables as your Greatest Enemy! Now!! Pound them to dust with your fists!!

Blair: *gets on the table* NYYYYAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *pounds the ingredients to the dust and knocks over a tomato*

Undyne: YEAH! YEAH! Our Hearts are uniting against these healthy  ingredients! NOW ITS MY TURN! NGAHHH *punches the ingredients but makes a mess* uhh, we'll just scrape this into a bowl later. But for now! *stomps as the noodles and the pot appears* We add the noodles! Homemade noodles are the best! BUT I JUST BUY STORE-BRAND! THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST! NNNNGGGGAAAAHHHHH!!!! Uh just put them in the pot

Blair: *puts the Noodles in the pot aggressivly even the box in there*

Undyne: YEAH!!! IM INTO IT!!! Alright! Now it's time to stir the pasta! As a general rule of thumb, the more you stir...THE BETTER IT IS! Ready? Let's do it!

Blair: *begins stirring*

Undyne: Stir Harder!

Blair: *stirs harder*

Undyne: HARDER!

Blair; I'm trying!!

Undyne: HARDER!!!! Ugh let me do it *uses spear to stir the pasta also break the pot* Fuhuhuhu! That's the stuff! Alright, now for the final step! TURN UP THE HEAT! Let the stovetop symbolize your passion! Let your hopes and dreams turn into burning fire! Ready?!

Blair: yes!

Undyne: Don't Hold Anything back!!!

Blair: *begins turning up the heat*

Undyne: Hotter!

Blair: *turns it hotter*

Undyne; HOTTER, DARNIT!

Blair: *turns it even more hot*

Undyne: HOTTER!!!!!!!!

Blair: *turns it too hot*

Undyne: wait that's too hot!

*fire explodes*

Blair: *coughs up smoke*

Undyne: Man, no Wonder papyrus sucks at cooking

Blair: yes

Undyne: So what's next? Scrapbooking? Friendship Braclets?

Blair: um

Undyne:...Oh, who am I kidding. I really screwed this up, didn't I

Blair; No you didn't

Undyne; I can't force you to like me, human boy

Blair; but I like you

Undyne; Some people just don't get along with each other, I understand if you feel that way about me

Blair: No, I don't

Undyne; wait you don't?

Blair: You know, before i came here, I was alone with no friends, but now I have friends now, Sans, Papyrus and even you

Umdyne; Wow, you really like me thay much

Blair: yes I do

Undyne: Wow, human, your actually really nice,

Blair: well I do have a name, it's Blair

Undyne: Well, Blair, it's nice that you have a name. Now let's get the hell out of this flaming house

*they escape*

Undyne: well that was fun, we'll have to hang out again another time

Blair: yeah but somewhere else, I'm sorry about your house

Undyne: it's okay Blair, I'll just go hang with Papyrus, so if you need me I'll be in Snowdin, if you need help, just give Papyrus a ring, okay? Since we'll be in the same spot, I'll be able to talk to, Well see ya later punk! *pats his head and leaves*

Blair: well that was something, I better keep going on my journey *leaves*